...your costume, that is. Plenty of threads on planning, but what's it gonna be?
Me? Ace!
http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/g/gayduo.jpg
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...your costume, that is. Plenty of threads on planning, but what's it gonna be?
Me? Ace!
http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/g/gayduo.jpg
Nice thong.
I'm going as a fallen angel. Got the white feathery wings from couple of years ago, and will have my arm sling on, need to put some bruised and cuts on my arms and legs, muss up my hair and Voila! Instant costume.
Nice costume Rev! Er, uh, that guy on the lift has quite a, uh, package... not that I was checking out a cartoon character or anything...
I thought it would be hilarious to buy a kids costume and force yourself into it. That said last night I bought a robot costume designed for kids 6-8. I managed to get into it and it may have been the funniest thing I've ever seen, but it's also kind-of like when Will Farrell dressed like a Leprechaun for a talkshow. It's just nasty. Their's just no room for the boys to hide. I planned to act like a 6 year old as well. I had all kinds of funny lines prepared, but I think I might get arrested or raped if I wear it out. Now I've got to start from scratch on something else or just get so drunk that I dare wear it. It's pretty well disgusting. My wife just about died laughing last night. It might work if we new the people we were hanging out with better, but we're pretty much strangers.
Duct Tape Boy, Hero of the new Millenium :cool:
And watersnowdirt, thanks, now you have ME checking out the package of a cartoon character ........ :mad:
You know it, M. That's Ace, baby! Ha!Quote:
Originally posted by watersnowdirt
I'm going as a fallen angel. Got the white feathery wings from couple of years ago, and will have my arm sling on, need to put some bruised and cuts on my arms and legs, muss up my hair and Voila! Instant costume.
Nice costume Rev! Er, uh, that guy on the lift has quite a, uh, package... not that I was checking out a cartoon character or anything...
Giant drunken Homer Simpson Pez dispenser. Only thing, I can't figure out how to dispense the Pez. ;)
For those of you who have been to my house, you may have seen my Pez collection. :D
My old girlfriend sold me on the idea of going as my alter ego, the character in your head who you don't quite live up to in real life.
Evel Knievel
NICE! Get pictures. Better yet - HOMER HELMET CAM!!!Quote:
Originally posted by lph
Giant drunken Homer Simpson Pez dispenser. Only thing, I can't figure out how to dispense the Pez. ;)
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What's the male equivalent for camel toe, anyway? Forget it, I don't want to know!Quote:
Originally posted by meatdrink9
I thought it would be hilarious to buy a kids costume and force yourself into it. That said last night I bought a robot costume designed for kids 6-8. I managed to get into it and it may have been the funniest thing I've ever seen, but it's also kind-of like when Will Farrell dressed like a Leprechaun for a talkshow. It's just nasty. Their's just no room for the boys to hide.
Howard Stern had Tawny Kitaen on a couple weeks ago and he said it looked like she was hiding a yo-yo in her pants. :D
Senior year in college I found a Pocahontes costume at Walmart designed for a 5 year old. Half way thru the night I was forced into a speedo because the authorities had been called due to my testicular exposure...
This year will be Derek Zoolander for sure.
Duffman... oh yeah!
http://webpages.charter.net/flume/im...uffman128c.gif
watersnowdirt...your costume idea is awesome!!!
MD9...I lol so loud at the "visual" of your costume that I am attracting attention back here!!
Sprite
I don't know exactly what to dress as, so I decided to go ahead and let my husband pick out my costume for me after work today.
We're having a big party tomorrow night. I hope it is something reasonable he chooses...there are going to be children there and I don't want to launch them right into puberty or anything! Knowing my husband, I have cause for concern...
Sprite
I'm a sheep. Have 4 other sheep going out tonight as well with the wife going as bo-peep. Right now at work I'm just telling people I'm a George Dubya Bush supporter :D
Roy Horn, complete with a tiger attached to my head
Still semi up in the air (it's all about last minute costumes, but hey, I wasn't even going to go out in the first place), but I think I might be a tornado...although it has been suggested to wear a bikini and go as "hot"...
cat woman here...but it's going to be tit bit nipply for that tonight.....hmm, pirate maybe??
I got a sweet lady bug costume that is bright pink from K-mart. Has the antenna and all. My wife has a giraffe costume for an infant that we cut the arms and legs out of, so it just fits over her head.
Here is my dog wearing the same costume.
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic14762.jpg
Gothic/punk santa... lights and all !
now who has been a bad girl this year, come and sit on santa's lap and tell him all about it.
LMFAO!! I have some very disturbing pictures in my head J.....Quote:
Originally posted by meatdrink9
I thought it would be hilarious to buy a kids costume and force yourself into it. That said last night I bought a robot costume designed for kids 6-8. I managed to get into it and it may have been the funniest thing I've ever seen, but it's also kind-of like when Will Farrell dressed like a Leprechaun for a talkshow. It's just nasty. Their's just no room for the boys to hide. I planned to act like a 6 year old as well. I had all kinds of funny lines prepared, but I think I might get arrested or raped if I wear it out. Now I've got to start from scratch on something else or just get so drunk that I dare wear it. It's pretty well disgusting. My wife just about died laughing last night. It might work if we new the people we were hanging out with better, but we're pretty much strangers.
I think I'm going to try and pull it off, but I've got to try and find some underoos for husky kids or something to wear over the costume so it's not too offensive. What would really suck is if (like in years past) girls started getting naked and jumping into hottubs and there I am in my little robot suit with nothing left to the imagination. That would suck.
Dude, just take some duct tape and tape your schlong to your leg.
Crinkle - that pic rocks!
I had two friends dress up as Ace and Gary about five years ago. A little bit a pee was felt running down my leg when I first saw them. They went to the SnowKing Halloween party and won best couples costume. Funny stuff.Quote: