OFFICIAL: CHAIRS 6 AND 10 ARE OPENING

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10-22-2004, 02:42 PM
tcohee

OFFICIAL: CHAIRS 6 AND 10 ARE OPENING

THAAAAAANKS FOR CALLLLLLLING KIRKWOOD IT IS FRIDAY MORNING. AS YOU IN THE SKI AND SNOWBOARD WORLD ALL OVER THE WORLD MAY HAVE HEARD BY NOW, FRIDAY OCTOBER 22ND WE HAVE THE BEST CONDITIONS IN THE HISTORY OF ALL HISTORIES OF ALL CONDITIONS WITH 4 FEET OF THE LIGHTEST DEEPEST AND WHITEST SNOW THAT THE SIERRA HAS TO OFFER IN ALL OF THE SIERRAS, INCLUDING MOUNTAINS OUTSIDE THE SIERRAS.

LETS TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE FOR YOU IN STORE IN THE BEST STORE OF THE TAHOE BASIN AND MAYBE EVEN THE WORLD. YES, FOLKS, WE ARE OPENING UP CHAIRS 5 AND 11 FOR THE GAPERS, AND FOR THE MORE EXPERIENCED GAPERS WE ARE OPENING UP 6 AND 10 TO THE TOP OF THE TOP

6 AND 10 WILL BE OPEN. THERE IS NO BEGINNER TERRAIN AND NO SKI SCHOOL BUT WE HAVE OUR REAL ESTATE OFFICE OPEN OFFERING FREE TOURS AND CHEAP LODGING OF THE BEST CONDOS RIGHT HERE AT KIRKWOOD.

THE AUTHORITIES HAS BEEN NOTIFIED THAT THREE PERPETRATORS SKINNED UP HERE IN THE EARLY MORNING OF THURSDAY OCTOBER 21ST. PLEASE NOTE THAT TRESPASSING ON KIRKWOOD PROPERTY IS NOT TOLERATED AND SAID TRESPASSERS WILL HAVE THEIR PASSES REVOKED AND BE THROWN IN A FEDERAL POUND-ME-IN-THE-ASS FACILITY.

THANKS FOR CALLING KIRKWOOD
10-22-2004, 02:47 PM
Droopy

Quote:

Originally Posted by tcohee

[SIZE=7]SAID TRESPASSERS WILL HAVE THEIR PASSES REVOKED AND BE THROWN IN A FEDERAL POUND-ME-IN-THE-ASS FACILITY.

hahahaha thats great
10-22-2004, 02:47 PM
phUnk

Coke makes people yell.
10-22-2004, 03:07 PM
mookie blaylock

Quote:

Originally Posted by tcohee

[SIZE=7] AND SAID TRESPASSERS WILL HAVE THEIR PASSES REVOKED AND BE THROWN IN A FEDERAL POUND-ME-IN-THE-ASS FACILITY.

THANKS FOR CALLING KIRKWOOD

ooooooh ! is that a threat or a promise
:D
10-22-2004, 03:20 PM
DJSapp

Hey cokehead, you just trying to get punani out there by spreading unconfirmed rumors, or do you have something to back that up?
10-22-2004, 03:32 PM
Vets

Here is an email I received from Kirkwood this afternoon:
Opening Day: This Saturday, October 23!

Game On... We're opening! Lift tickets are discounted, and midweek passholders are welcome on Sunday. Operations this weekend will be limited: Chairs 5 and 11 only, from 9am to 4pm. Ticket prices are as follows, there are no half day rates:

Adults (19+): $20
Young Adults (13-18): $15
Seniors (65-69): $15
Kids (12 and under): $5

Lift tickets and season passes will be available at the ticket/pass office on the Plaza. There will be NO rentals or demos just yet, so if you want to hit the hill, you'll have to bring your own gear.

We are starting out with weekend operations only; we will open for regular daily operations on Saturday, November 20th. The terrain that is open is great for early season warm-ups, and the mountain is always a spectacular place to spend your day. Get your gear on and see how it goes. Pick your pass up before everyone else starts to, and get on the hill for the first time in a long time. Keep up with the latest developments at www.kirkwood.com.
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Are 6 and 10 just wishful thinking?
10-22-2004, 03:42 PM
Telenater

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vets

Are 6 and 10 just wishful thinking?

Yes, Kirkwood probably doesn't have the staff to run 3 lifts. They don't have any of their seasonal employees yet (hiring fare is Sat).

Cokehead will probably be loading chairs....
10-22-2004, 04:38 PM
Kellie

Called the report today - I have NOT missed that man; dear lord, somebody help him, or at least shake him vigorously to hopefully rearrange whatever brain cells are in there!
10-22-2004, 04:43 PM
tcohee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kellie

Called the report today - I have NOT missed that man; dear lord, somebody help him, or at least shake him vigorously to hopefully rearrange whatever brain cells are in there!

THAAAAAANNNKS FOR CALLING KIRKWOOD!!! PLEASE REPORT TO THE RED CLIFFS LODGE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH, WOMAN.
10-22-2004, 04:55 PM
phUnk

Quote:

Originally Posted by tcohee

PLEASE REPORT TO THE RED CLIFFS LODGE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH, WOMAN.

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10-22-2004, 05:01 PM
BakerBoy

Quote:

Originally Posted by tcohee

THAAAAAANNNKS FOR CALLING KIRKWOOD!!! PLEASE REPORT TO THE RED CLIFFS LODGE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH, WOMAN.

BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
10-22-2004, 06:19 PM
frerad

Quote:

Originally Posted by phUnk

Coke makes people yell.

This calls for a signature change.
10-22-2004, 06:21 PM
Kellie

Quote:

Originally Posted by tcohee

THAAAAAANNNKS FOR CALLING KIRKWOOD!!! PLEASE REPORT TO THE RED CLIFFS LODGE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH, WOMAN.

In your dreams - why don't you go make me some Bub's nachos!!!
10-22-2004, 07:23 PM
FollowMe

Thanks Cohee...

K-Wood Magz...anyone planning a suicide trip tomorrow from SF? I am, so if you want to pool it, let me know - otherwise, I'll see you on the mountain - Woot! Woot!

Brian
10-22-2004, 09:20 PM
Tyrone Shoelaces

I'm handcuffing myself to my bike this weekend....must restist urgge to ski...must contineu to oooooo work on knee.