Good thing it's not the one at my pad.
The only way anyone will be able to prove I did it----> DNA testing.
pics to follow shortly
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Good thing it's not the one at my pad.
The only way anyone will be able to prove I did it----> DNA testing.
pics to follow shortly
The Padded Room
A place for you to dump stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else...
Sick and ashamed and happy (and our toilets are terrible),
d.
my office has what i call a 'piece of shit' toilet. no matter how many times you flush, there is always a piece of shit floating in the bowl. and if you miss a spot wiping and have to go back for a second pass, you better flush in between or you will plug the fucker up. not sure who's idea it was to install a household low flow crapper in an office building, but it wasnt such a good one.
try my high school remedy...we went to the unused 4th floor and located the toilet that connected to the teachers bathroom, lit an M-80 and gave it a flush. We blew the shit (literally) out of the first floor bathroom. It was out of commision for 3 months and several teachers had to go home early that day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
Dude, you only wipe once?Quote:
Originally Posted by fez
It's once to get the clumps
Once to get the smear
and once just in case
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
Hey, give him a break - usually guys named "Fez" don't bother wiping.
:D
The ultimate dump is 1 wipe and 2 flushes.
How does it rate?... http://www.ratemypoo.com
Do yourselves a huge favor and stay out of the can for a while. Damn, my bowels are working overtime!
So my mom & dad are divorced right, and neither are remarried. So that means that my mom has boyfriends over sometimes right? right. So I'm giving a particular boyfriend - a guy I like to call "Tall Chris" - a hard-time about his job, 'cause that's my job. Then he tells me a story. Apparently he's the boss of Family Intervention Services or whatever. At their office, somebody kept plugging up the toilet and not plunging it. Like 3 or 4 times a week for 3 weeks. So everyone around the office is trying to figure out, "who the hell keeps plugging up the toilet? i could be anyone!" so finally 3 weeks after the whole thing starts, they figure it out that it's this guy (name escapes me). So Tall Chris being the boss man at the office, has to pull this guy into his office and have a talk. It goes like this...
TC: "So Bill [FNG assigned named to the pooper], um...this is already really weird, so I'm just going to come out and say it. We know you've been...um...clogging up the, you know, toilet."
Bill: "..."
TC: "Yeah...and we know you haven't been...um, unclogging? you know, 'plunging' it."
Bill: "..."
TC: "So, do you think you could, well, maybe take care of business at home first, or at least maybe um...'plunge' the toilet after you've, well, done your thing.?"
Bill: "Yeah."
TC: "Okay..."
This doesn't even fit in padded room.Quote:
Originally Posted by fez
;)
I was taking a leak a few months back at my office. All of a sudden, Neil (names have not been changed to protect the innocent) busts out of the stall yelling "It wasn't me!!! It wasn't me!!!"
I glance down at the floor to see water pouring out of the toilet and on to the floor. I guess Neil didn't do the test flush to ensure he wouldn't be found guilty of someone else's crime. Poor guy.
Everytime I look at that guy I think of this incident. I know he must feel the same, only in a shameful "I shit on the floor" type of manner.
I had a rate my poo worthy dump this am. Curled around the bowl about three times, the last couple inches poking out, just above the water line. It's really cool when they don't break apart. Sorry, I don't get out much.