I wonder if this works with the LS9000?
The last line is classic! From the front page of a great geek site:
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What happens when sex obsessed engineers are presented with the complexity of the female orgasm? They invent the
Orgasmatron! The small device, about the size of a walkman, attaches to a woman's ankles and reportedly takes her to the very edge of orgasm through electrical current which proponents claim stimulates nerve centers attached to the pelvis. Wired's rather amusing article presents compelling anecdotal evidence:
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"The name is very accurate," said Romaine Patterson, a talk show host on Sirius satellite radio who tested the product and has become an enthusiastic and regular user.
"As a journalist, I didn't have much faith in the product going into it, but it changed my mind," Patterson continued. "It warms the oven. It brings women to the one-yard line.... It's a wonderful product. I think the world of it."
Another enthusiastic user, Mia Poehlmann, 29, of Dallas, said, "I had multiple multiples. (My boyfriend) finally said, 'You've got to take that thing off.'"
If you can't trust a talk show host on satellite radio, who can you trust!? Unfortunately, not everyone is chomping at the bit to go for a whirl. Steven Barret of QuakWatch had this to say:
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"I can't imagine how that would have anything to do with stimulating the pudendal nerve," he said. "That's nuts. That's bullshit. You're not going to stimulate anything in the pelvis by stimulating the ankle."
I've never heard of a better means by which to get your significant other into tech in my life. Working or not, it at least seems to have a psychological effect that helps to ease the complex mental aspects of the female orgasm. I hope they make an iPod attachment.
