Buenos- A thread Cornhole can't delete
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Originally posted by Cornholio
Last night we got home from a raucous night of boozing and hitting on everythign that moved. We had a bit too much to drink and washed it down with some fast food from the local YPF. Cletus and I are sharing a room while the Rev has his own because Adolf couldn´t make it down here.
Well, last night when we got home, Rev immediately passed out in an alcohol laiden stupor, wearing nothing but these polka dot boxers. I was all drunk and noticed that his door was still cracked just a bit, meaning no key was necessary. Cletus had fallen asleep watching an Olsen Twins movie with his hand in suspicious place, so I crept over to the Rev´s room to see if he was still awake.
It was dark. I crept in without making a sound, careful not to trip on his enormous boots nor the gear spread thoughout the room. Then I stood in the corner and disrobed, wrapping myself in a curtain by the window watching Rev sleep. I watched and watched, waiting for something, anything, wanting him to awake and invite me closer. But instead he merely drooled and scratched himself while deep in a boozy coma. I decided that maybe some makeup would help, so I went back to my room and produced my compact that I had carefully hidden behind my man products. I liberally applied some red lipstick and some eyeliner sans mirror, but I think I looked hot. I went back over to the Rev´s room and again wrapped myself in his curtain while he continuted to sleep soundly, punctuated by the occasional fart. Finally, I became bored and shouted "I deserve to be free! I deserve to be me! Love me, dammit, Rev!¨
He sat up quickly, burped loudly, looked at me then screamed like a frightened girl.
I ran away in my skivies and scarf, downstairs to the the hotel hot tub where I cried softly in the safety of the bubbles and chlorine. Nobody knows what it´s like to be me.
