Pleasing Ullr

Last night we made a sacrifice to mighty Ullr in hopes of a bountiful winter. It's been flurrying all day - maybe the Utards should follow suit?

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Oh, and those are fat white flakes in the foreground

i thought it was ash from the volcano.

i like how you are burning alpine skis, obviously with the hopes that you might make real tele turns this season. hey, i think you can do it! buck up, put the past behind you. tele tele tele!!!:D :D :D

I'll have you know that those Rossi's belong to Dickie - the foam cores in them were quite interesting last night.

Can't wait to ski with you too, asshole.

anything we burned in sacrifice would prolly turn into a humongus wildfire burning thousands of acres. instead of winter storm warnings, were getting red flag warnings.:(

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Originally posted by nhtele

Can't wait to ski with you too, asshole.

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i know. i pick on you cause i have a crush on you. so when are you going to introduce me to Moats anyways??

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Originally posted by basom
so when are you going to introduce me to Moats anyways??

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Well it best be soon, 'cause she's flying the coop to Jackson at the end of Fall term.

Maybe you should come up and hurt yourself with Bill this weekend. Just think how much game you could spray at a bunch of wide-eyed 18 year-olds.

NHTele
I heard you guys made a sacrifice to Thor too... You think security will mind if i throw in a pair of skis at the bonfire? I got some sweet rossi's from the listen center.

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Originally posted by nhtele
Just think how much game you could spray at a bunch of wide-eyed 18 year-olds.

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muhahaha

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HURRICANE BILL"S A COIMIN BOYS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BATTEN DOWN THE FUCKEN HATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by CantDog
NHTele
I heard you guys made a sacrifice to Thor too... You think security will mind if i throw in a pair of skis at the bonfire? I got some sweet rossi's from the listen center.

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Yeah, we took care of Odin and Thor with some liquid sacrifice.

You will get triple ass-reamed three times over if you do anything to the bonfire - things are pretty tight from what I hear

Ullr prefers wood core...

I burn foam core skis in my fireplace year round. I don't think the vapors are doing wonders for my brain cells, though...

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Originally posted by nhtele
Just think how much game you could spray at a bunch of wide-eyed 18 year-olds.

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If they're not wide-eyed now, they will be when Bill goes Hulk on whoever happens to be in the way.