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I looked to see just what happened in the mexican lapdance song naming scandal only to be denied.
Did cletus have to provide lapdances in nursing homes? Or did he name that tune and warmly receive a hot shaking ass in the lap?
Pitcher? Catcher?
What happened?
curious here too, I still had that qued in winamp yesterday and when it came on I was like wtf is this shit, and then I remembered where it came from. whats the word?
Did it involve plaid jammies and a wizzard hat?
Had a vision of the bet after catching a Dijorno's commercial this morning.
Guys bet on whether or not it's delivery, next seen is a guy in the elevator wearing a tooth fairy costume with his boss asking him if he lost another bet.
C'mon what happened?
I was away, can someone tell me what the heeck this thread is about, please?
Also, I got pickpocketed in Vienna.
they get anything awsome like your passport?
hope not.
What he said.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
I was away, can someone tell me what the heeck this thread is about, please?
Nah, like 200 euros in cash, some now-worthhless credit cards and a really stupid-looking pic of me on my driver's license.
could be worse. god damn viennites, praying on hapless mangs of ice! for shame!Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
Nah, like 200 euros in cash, some now-worthhless credit cards and a really stupid-looking pic of me on my driver's license.
Why the hell do you carry a pic of you on your drivers license? Actually, why did you even take a pic of such tomfoolery?Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
a really stupid-looking pic of me on my driver's license.
Heh, it was like the second to last night of the trip, I've been careful the whole time, we walk out of the restaurant and were planning on taking a cab but the street car was right there so we hopped on and I forgot to put my wallet back in my front pocket. Dumbass move.
The now call themselves Viennians.Quote:
Originally posted by basom
viennites
Something about Cletus having to give Sly (from Sly and the Family Stone) a lapdance if this Mexican band played a song that may or may not have been sung by Foreigner.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
I was away, can someone tell me what the heeck this thread is about, please?
edit: or Journey
2Quote:
Originally posted by jibij
Something about Cletus having to give Sly (from Sly and the Family Stone) a lapdance if this Mexican band played a song that may or may not have been sung by Foreigner.
edit: or Journey
that is so fucking lame. fuck those thieving fucksQuote:
Originally posted by iceman
The now call themselves Viennians.
I couldn't agree more. I innocently asked a passerby where it might be convenient to have your wallet stolen by a Viennese person, boy did he laugh.Quote:
Originally posted by basom
that is so fucking lame. fuck those thieving fucks
I was talking to this one girl, though, the daughter of an acquaintance (and she is on the big side, by which I mean the big side of the big side) and she told me how much she enjoyed skiing at Whale.
I was rather confused for a few moments there.
Nonplussed, as it were.
Wery confused indeed.
big, big boned viennianite girls ski at whaleback? sick!Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
I was talking to this one girl, though, the daughter of an acquaintance (and she is on the big side, by which I mean the big side of the big side) and she told me how much she enjoyed skiing at Whale.
but... they.... don't.... have.. a. lift............... anymore. so she skins up then?
wait a second.... doublewe teee efff mang?
edit: did she meet up with blurred at east whale?
I swear the first thing I thought of was Whaleback, too. And I was also like wtf, mate?
I don't know if she saw Blurred at Whale, but she could kick his ass. Mine, too.