Story building, help me out here.

Ok, last night I went to the market to grab some dog food, something for dinner, blah, blah.

Anyways I was walking back to the car when I saw a fairly unique car. A mid 80's? Herse with bling-bling rims, kind of like lowrider-looking rims, but bigger, like probly 18"s or so??

So somebody write a little on the owner of the Herse, any ideas, who would sport one around, rolling on some bling. I've seen goth types driving Herse's around, for shock value, IMO, but not really somebody trying to trick one out before. What's your guess? Large Goth family, Goth/rapper mix? Kid who's dad is a mortician, first ride is a herse?

I'm drawing a blank here but:

There's a guy in the neighborhood that goes all out on Halloween with the outside decor. He's a Mortician and the custom plates on his '66 Chevelle SS read...MORTIS

when i was living in northampton, mass i knew a couple lesbians who had a pink hearse.