UPS dude walks in with a long, slim cardboard box. "Must be for you, Rev." Drool forms in the corner of my mouth. I reach for the scissors and cut that box open like Luke to the Ton-ton.
Inside is a beautiful pair of AK Launchers (my new touring rig) that are in NEAR PERFECT CONDITION! Bases are gorgeous. And I thought I was buying someone's step kids!
THANKS, SLIM!
