I suck, Chapter 1 - Sidehills
If anyone is ever riding with me and wants to lose me fast, just find some nice, slightly damp sidehills to blast over. Because by the time you've ridden a mile ahead, stopped and relaxed for a bit, sucked your Camelback dry, cleaned your glasses, and started back from whence you came wondering where I was, I'll still be extricating myself - probably for the third or fourth time - from the various bushes and trees that I have come to know so well after I inevitably go slipping right off the trail and down into the ditch.
So, WTF is the right technique for keeping myself and my bike upright on sidehills. I have a feeling it's one of those "do the opposite" type things that permeate skiing.