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Do you have something that you need to confess? Then this is the site for you, totally anonymous.
http://grouphug.us/
some of them are obviously fake, some funny. But some of these make me wonder just how fucked up people really are.
A good time waster if nothing else.
Nice avatar...
thanks...pedorass;)
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I have 2 sexually transmitted diseases, and knowing this have still had unprotected sex and not told anyone. My partner of 1 year probably has it now. I'm glad that he cheats, now he won't know I gave it to him. I've thought about blaming him for giving it to me once he is diagnosed.
^^this^^^ is a level of fuck-up-edness that I dont think this board can even match:eek:
Some classics from that list:
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I act like I'm ambitious and hardworking but I mostly waste time and pretend to be going somewhere. I'd rather just sleep and have money given to me.
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My next door neighrbor used to make tea just about everyday. They would set it in a big glass container outside, and leave it there overnight, I guess so it would get sun in the evening and in the morning.
Well, every time they did this I would go pee in the glass. This happened for several weeks, and they never ever noticed. So finally, I was up drunk one night, and they dared me to take a shit in in it.
I laid one large log in the glass container, and they never set it out again.
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i have really skinny legs. and when it comes to getting changed infront of other people i freak out and start threatening people.
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What I want to know is which maggot posted this one:
I constantly bitch about other people doing nothing at work and making me work even harder, but I actually sit around most of the day posting on boards and dicking with my website because I hate what I'm supposed to do so much I can't bring myself to start.
I also sit around doing nothing because I drink too much after work and frequently have a hangover.
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I act like I'm ambitious and hardworking but I mostly waste time and pretend to be going somewhere. I'd rather just sleep and have money given to me.
And this is a problem because...?
Sprite
I agree with Sprite! And alas, I've got a new signature!Quote:
Originally posted by snowsprite
I act like I'm ambitious and hardworking but I mostly waste time and pretend to be going somewhere. I'd rather just sleep and have money given to me.
And this is a problem because...?
Sprite
wow
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My belly button leaks stinky smelling yellow stuff. I'm to embarrased to go to the doctor so I stuff toilet paper in there to hide the smell.
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Just substitute "surf TGR forum" for online pool and it might hit too close to home for some here....
"i put off studying for school by playing online pool for hours on end. sometimes from sunrise to sunset. i have been slacking on my schoolwork for about 6 semesters now. if by the end of this semester there isnt an improvement in my GPA, my parents may cut me off. i know that might happen if i dont do my schoolwork but i still continue to play online pool. oh well. anyone want to play a game of online pool? "
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When I was in junior high, the PE coach got mad at me for talking in class so he made me run wind sprints for an hour after school. A couple weeks later I banged his daughter who was in my class and sent him her panties thanking him for building my endurance up.
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I have slept with more people in the time I have been seeing my boyfriend than he has slept with in his whole life.
I justified this in the name of research - I wanted to see if they were better than him. Some of them were.
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I often take a shit at work just to kill time. While dropping anchor in poo bay I often play pinball on my mobile. Charmed.
bwahahaha, found the best one
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I voted for Bush
this is my favorite one, i think:
lol, #139931067, lol.Quote:
When I am engaged in internet conversation, i use "lol" when I really don't "laugh out loud."
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I post pictures of transvestites on hot or not. It amuses me that people give them high ratings, not knowing that they're really men.
bwahahahahaha, that site is f'n hilarious, bwahahahahahaha
I've found myself joining a porn site that includes "video chat rooms" with semi-naked women responding to juvenile comments from men and boys across the world.
The worst part is how I use it. I find a particularly cute model and leave her chat room on the screen as I pay my bills or do whatever.
Somewhere, a Russian model ( probably employed by the mob) is spending her day in front of a webcam, mugging to the camera and occasionally showing a nipple to encourage some teenager in France to pay for a private session.
And part of the reason she's there is so my house doesn't seem so empty when my wife's gone. That's pitiful.
At least I'm not turning to Fox News for comfort.