:mad: This troll shit has got to go
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:mad: This troll shit has got to go
This should make you feel better:
That's not yo' cheese!
MARYVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- Michael P. Monn's birthday celebration went a little awry when he was arrested while drunk, nude and covered with nacho cheese.
Monn was detained early Sunday as he ran toward a Jeep in the parking lot outside a swimming pool snack bar.
According to police, he was stark naked and was carrying a box of Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese.
"The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders," Maryville Police Department officer Scott Spicer said.
"The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent."
Investigators suspect Monn climbed an 8-foot fence, broke into the pool snack bar through a window, threw nacho cheese on a wall and scattered chips on the ground.
About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese were stolen.
Monn was charged with burglary, theft of less than $500, vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication and was cited for indecent exposure.
He was held at the Blount County Jail in lieu of a $9,300 bond.
It was Monn's 23rd birthday.