in a bachelor auction benefitting breast cancer research tonight. question is should i put out for the highest bidder if that be what they request after the preset date? what if she's a swamp donkey or a ditch pig?
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in a bachelor auction benefitting breast cancer research tonight. question is should i put out for the highest bidder if that be what they request after the preset date? what if she's a swamp donkey or a ditch pig?
do it for the foundation, be a gentleman.
if she wants some swarthy man love after the date thats your call a the time, but hell you forget i've seen what you are willing to take home so dont get too high & mighty on us.
where is the event?
bet a cougar swoops ya up anyway
You need to ask us what to do in this situation? I think we should be praying for you.Quote:
Originally posted by powslut
what if she's a swamp donkey or a ditch pig?
- paper bag over her head and take her from behind. If she goes to sleep on your arm be prepared to make jackal move and chew it off to get out without waking her
she wasn't that bad, was she?Quote:
Originally posted by Woodsy
do it for the foundation, be a gentleman.
if she wants some swarthy man love after the date thats your call a the time, but hell you forget i've seen what you are willing to take home so dont get too high & mighty on us.
where is the event?
bet a cougar swoops ya up anyway
it's at the Salt Lik in Banff benefiting a charity called Rethink Breast Cancer. Regardless it will be a good time.
There are times in a mans life when whe has to think about other people, do it for breast cancer.
hell her & her twin sister wereQuote:
Originally posted by powslut
she wasn't that bad, was she?
beyooooteeful, but then at that point so was the dyke who checked my in to the tank
and...Quote:
Originally posted by shamrockpow
There's a picture out there that just complements this thread perfectly...
Swamp donkey: absolutely. Just punch her in the back of the head; she'll love it.
Ditch pig: you're on your own there, pal.
Yes Woodsy...
This is what those women will be bidding for....
Yes, that's the one...
dude, you need to start drinking now...like right nowQuote:
Originally posted by powslut
what if she's a swamp donkey or a ditch pig?
Good work SoCal digging that one up.
oh good god.
TR when this headache goes away.