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"Hey baby...I just tipped the bagel dude 5 bucks, wanna fuck?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
The only known photo of the legendary Singletrack Zombie
Oh, look a butter fly.
The dirt on my arms accents my manboobs nicely, no?
we couldn't figure out what was worse, his endo or the unflattering jersey. :fm:Quote:
Originally Posted by smmokan
i thought it was the jersey, especially now that its been photo documented
whilst thinking to himself that the secret is out that he's really a black man and the crash had scraped off the white makeup on his arms
"Oh shit, no pictures no pictures!"
If I was wearing manpris I wouldn't have scraped up my knee.
LURCH ANGRY! LURCH SMASH!
Yeah fuck you stupid bike.
Now my neck hurts when I do this.
Presses F5 habitually on SAC.com looking for new bike jerseys and shorts all day.
Who needs sunscreen when a good old dirt endo covers just as well...
All grown up, pigpen takes his new bike out for a spin....
Um guys, I sploodged in my shorts...
I didn't know they would shrink if I put them in the dryer.
Crap. Dirt makes my ass look big. I just know it.
Sig Sauer P220
DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT!
So thats where the trail goes.
"Hey mini-me, you ok?"
God I'm fucking sexy.
And humble.Quote:
Originally Posted by squatch
"fuck! did anybody bring TP?!?"
"Upper thoracic servos damaged, running extended self diagnostic."
"spring brings on the mating rut in large mammal species. Here, a Sasquatch hears an Elk bellow in the distance and freezes. Instantly aroused, it is unable to resist the call of nature."