[RERUN] Meteorologists find probable cause of split storms over Wasatch

Salt Lake City, UT (Reuters): Meteorologists believe they have found the cause of recurring split storms over Utah's Wasatch mountain range. In this weather pattern, storms which appear to be heading directly for the famous ski resorts dotting the outskirts of Salt Lake City inexplicably split in two, with half veering upward towards Wyoming and the other half downward towards southern Colorado.

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Bruce McGurvey, a climate researcher at the NOAA, is credited with the discovery of "a giant fucking floating head over central Idaho" whose presence physically pushes the clouds to the north and south. "It's really goddamn huge. You'd think someone in Idaho would have noticed by now. Maybe they all work night shift or something."

The giant fucking floating head was unavailable for comment, although it has reportedly screamed "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" at low-flying jets.


(Rerun from the 2003 season. Found it lying around, fixed the image and reposted somewhere it hopefully won't get purged.)

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. It's back! That will make it on the air yet this year. Just gotta wait for my next stint on the morning show....

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Originally posted by Red Baron
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

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Um, are you laughing or are you imitating a loud sheep?

Be careful, that's Xover's mating call. Just don't make that noise in the alley behind his gym.

Thanks for bringing back the old stuff.

Does anyone have "Dropping in Parallel" or "Unsmart Things" ?:D

Not sure about the original Unsmart but I know the Unsmart II survived. I want to know if the "Samwich that broke the camels back". Anyone know if that's still around?

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Originally posted by Sublime
I want to know if the "Samwich that broke the camels back". Anyone know if that's still around?

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I should have blamed the whole thing on Samwich.

Spats! Nice to see you on the board again. I'll never forget the morning I saw this thread. I spewed breakfast cereal all over my keyboard. It was one of the funniest freaking things I've ever seen on a message board.

Hey--give us Utards some dates for when you'll be in town.

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"Let us pester you with badgers."

alright, i'll bump it.

i think i laughed almost as hard the second time around. a classic of all time :D

The giant fucking head must have gotten bigger cause its blocking CO to this year!

This one time while waiting for my baggage at the airport, I decided to have a smoke...

BobMc

PS, The all time classic Powmag story. I've snickered over that image countless times.

"it flew right in his fucking ear"

:D :D