I left my moutain bike sitting against the garage like a fucking stupid dumbass motherfucking nimrod...running out of shitty words...idiot. Now it's gone! God fucking damnit!!! Replacing it is going to be a serious pain in the ass. Especially since I got a killer deal on it. I loved that damn thing!
Why am I such a stupid asshole?
And to the shithead that took it: FUCK YOU, YOU DIRTY SONOFABITCH!!!!