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Yeah, you heard me. After reading Your Supreme Douchery's last rant, I had to wonder: Maybe this is some guy in prison! I mean, out of all the users on this board, there have to be a few folks behind bars, jonesing for the snow and what not, right? I ain't judgin', just sayin'!
So who here is in the big house besides Iceman?
look at my location
Can you even access the web in the slammer?
This is funny Rev, funny cuz you thought of it. haha
I think they banned computer access in the joint after scores of skis sold in gear swap were never delivered.
Pretty sure you can these days. Right? Anyone? I've never been incarcerated for longer than 6 hours.Quote:
Originally Posted by powder_prophet
Yes, but only between 2 and 3:30pm. It cost you a pack of smokes and you have to blow a guard.Quote:
Originally Posted by powder_prophet
does time served count?
outside of Berlin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
I thought this was going to be a: "I'm going to jail, how do I not get ass raped?" advice thread.
Guess not.
I laughed when I read this thread title. :D
It's funny because it is most likely true.
And Vichy is just spring water ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by JTrue
No shit. never have done time, Ain't guilty if you don't get caught, right?
seriously, does time served count?
For all intensive purposes, yes.
I'm doing time on the east coast(as in, not behind bars) waiting for a court date.
I lol'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by char
You're my fuckin bitch now! GET ON YOUR FACE! GET ON YOUR FACE!! You LIKE THAT!?Quote:
Originally Posted by skibuminwyo
Last time I went to jail (basically told the judge to fuck off), I knew I was going.
Had a pocket full of xanax (prescribed, of course) in my pocket in the courtroom.
The minute that gavel slammed down, I reached for the glass of water and downed the xanies.
I woke up hanging in chains in a detention center below the courthouse.
I looked up at a dude sitting next to me. He was a Mexican gang banger or something.
His jail threads had a big BMU printed on them.
Coming out of my stupor, I asked him, "What does BMU stand for?"
"Bad Motherfuckin Unit"
20 days.
I got a Bible.
Nothing more.
So who here has done time in prison?
Prison or Jail?
you lookin for a buddy or a queen?Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
So that's how you quit smoking when you were in prison!Quote:
Originally Posted by DharmaBum
Haven't decided, you'd better bring a wig just in case.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crinkle
Every day I have to live in Denver vs. being back in the mountains is 'doing time', but hopefully it will be worth it in the end.
YSE does sound like a prime candidate for someone locked up, or should be, but he actually sounds more like someone who married a job or a bitch and is paying for it now.
And Oh Yeah, I did a couple of hours in one of the old Colorado ski town jails and looking back it was cool as shit. It was an old iron bar pen in the corner of the office just like the westerns. I'll see if I can dig up a photo.