about this
except maybe that the french are weird.
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about this
except maybe that the french are weird.
I swear it's all those "freedom fries" going straight to their collective brain buried deep inside the head of a bell ringing weirdo. Quasimodo means "I wanna pork that cartoon girl so bad just 'cuz it's Demi Moore's voice". But I'd be suspicious if the cartoon girl wanted to meet-up at a hotel or something, because it probably just be a set-up for candid camera, I mean Jamie Kennedy experience, I mean punk'd (incidentally a very original program).
dude. have you checked out www.bonsaikitten.com yet? way, way, way weirder.
disclaimer: don't show it to your kids. it is about drugging up kittens and putting them in jars and keeping them alive in them...all in a very scientific manner. non grata found it. so fucked.
Ha! Look what the frickin Brits have been doing in their spare time...........
warning! graphic! gross!
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I've got one of those in the kitchen. Keeps the other cats in line.
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there is no way that is for real.Quote:
Originally posted by gonzo
dude. have you checked out www.bonsaikitten.com yet? way, way, way weirder.
disclaimer: don't show it to your kids. it is about drugging up kittens and putting them in jars and keeping them alive in them...all in a very scientific manner. non grata found it. so fucked.
but the guest book is a riot.
It's not. I'm pretty sure it was made by the same folks that registered "trenchcoat.org" the day after the Columbine shootings. They put up that site (and others like them) mostly to get the fucking hilarious responses in the guestbook.
you could almost think of it as guerilla internet theatre....
It's definitely a put-on.
Check out The World Rock, Paper, Scissors Society site, which has been taken seriously by "The Straight Dope", the New York Times and The Jim Rome Show, among others, it's pretty funny if you get the joke. The forum is goofy but often funny too.
John@slumnet.com your site is truly wonderful. I once tried something very similar with one of my children, but one of my neighbors didn't think was as cute as I did, so they called the police. now I can use my kitten and not worry as much about the police. Thank you so very much.Quote:
Originally posted by fez
there is no way that is for real.
but the guest book is a riot.
Oh my, we hope you are not serious. Please, never, never do this to your children because the bones of homo sapiens are simply not rubbery enough to properly respond to the procedure, causing discomfort and future posture problems for the child.
From <anon@somebody.net> Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2000
I would like to know more about the cramming? I have grand ideas of stuffing kittens into old medicine bottles and suchlike. Could one cram kitten and boat into one bottle? What a mystery! Yes. Perhaps I hook up remote-control device & wheels to bottle and kitten gets tour of house under my control... So many ideas flood my mind and make me sick with happiness!
Dear Anon,
That is a very interesting suggestion, that merits further study. You could probably apply for a government science grant! This sounds like an ideal way for your Bonsai Kitten to be able to explore dangerous environments in which you would never allow a normal kitty, such as the inside of the neighbour's dog kennel, or on a football field during the big game. If you send us the bottle, we can custom drill axle bearing holes and chassis attachment points with our precision equipment, to ensure proper alignment. You wouldn't want a wobbly kitty! Please e-mail us to work out further details.