You were screwing a chick and she randomly did a cow moose call?
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You were screwing a chick and she randomly did a cow moose call?
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Like a lesbian.
I would feel concern over the fact that I might be having sex with a moose, disguised as a woman. But if it was good enough, I probably wouldn't care.
Moose call out of which orifice?
If you're screwing a chick and she randomly lets out a cow moose call, you're probably in Alaska.
Sex-Starved Moose Defecates on Car
OSLO (Reuters)--A sex-starved moose in Norway mistook a small, yellow car for a would-be partner, but defecated on it after it got no response.
Leif Borgersen, owner of the Ford Ka model, told the Norwegian regional daily Telemarksavisa Tuesday that he found his car bathed in lick marks, saliva and moose excrement.
Borgersen says the moose left its mark on the front yard of his home in Lardal, about 125 miles southwest of Oslo.
``The front yard was simply transformed into an outdoor toilet,'' he said. ``I'm a bit uncertain whether I should take the risk of letting the car stand alone and defenseless on the front yard from now on.''
There was no damage to the car apart from the sideview mirror that was bent backwards.
Moose in the rut are fucking horny bastards, you would be too if you could only mate once a yearQuote:
Originally posted by trainnvain
Sex-Starved Moose Defecates on Car
OSLO (Reuters)--A sex-starved moose in Norway mistook a small, yellow car for a would-be partner, but defecated on it after it got no response.
Leif Borgersen, owner of the Ford Ka model, told the Norwegian regional daily Telemarksavisa Tuesday that he found his car bathed in lick marks, saliva and moose excrement.
Borgersen says the moose left its mark on the front yard of his home in Lardal, about 125 miles southwest of Oslo.
``The front yard was simply transformed into an outdoor toilet,'' he said. ``I'm a bit uncertain whether I should take the risk of letting the car stand alone and defenseless on the front yard from now on.''
There was no damage to the car apart from the sideview mirror that was bent backwards.
and mountainman out of the mouth duh!
If I were you, I'd take my dick OUT of the moose, clean it off and try not to draw any attention to the incident.Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
You were screwing a chick and she randomly did a cow moose call?
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Somehow, I knew the word "spewage" would surface in this thread.Quote:
Originally posted by snowsprite
Does anyone know of a good method for effectively drying out coffee spewage out from under the keyboard keys?
Sprite
Oh, try one of those cans of spray air for the coffee jizz
ROTFLMAOQuote:
Originally posted by Spicoli
Somehow, I knew the word "spewage" would surface in this thread.
Oh, try one of those cans of spray air for the coffee jizz
Marry that girl! :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
You were screwing a chick and she randomly did a cow moose call?
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Ok your artvar is freaking me outQuote:
Originally posted by DaveTV
Marry that girl! :eek:
POTW. I seriously lost it.Quote:
Originally posted by Mountainman
Moose call out of which orifice?
Maybe it was trying to re-enact Biggie's album when the girl asks him to shit on her?Quote:
OSLO (Reuters)--A sex-starved moose in Norway mistook a small, yellow car for a would-be partner, but defecated on it after it got no response.
Or maybe it was the R Kelly of Moose?? Was the car less than 15 years old?