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No not that kind.
The Machete wielding Sean Taylor thread got me thinking...what do you keep in the bedroom? I've got a 3' long steel pipe with a hockey taped hand grip under the bed. I've seriously thought about keeping a shotgun there, but that just seems like I'd be inviting Murphy's Law.
A pillow?
six iron.
Some stuff I jacked from Sean Taylor's house last week.
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Originally Posted by TyWebb
Full auto LesboStrap 9000.
the Glock I got from gear swap
Remington 870
And yes, loaded.
Used to keep a Machette in the truck,then a 4 D cell mag light, now I keep one of these close by.
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Bowel gas and a lighter....I have excellent aim :FIREdevil
Always wanted a sawed-off pistol-grip 12g, but the wife isn't a fan of guns. So instead, we have a Golden Retriever who will lick an intruder to death. Very effective.
baseball bat, asp, bear spray, and a big knife.
seriously.
see my avatar
.40 with one in the pipe.
Two turntables and a microphone.
Trojans.
Break into my house and I will rape you.
Pfffttttt! Amateurs...
I have a 9-yr-old male cat with a full bladder who's not afraid to piss on your shoe. Or throw up by the doorway for that matter.
Evil and cruel, I know. But very effective!
:FIREdevil
Sprite
A Steely Dan
12ga 870 w/ 18.5" bbl
1 english cocker spaniel
1 pudelpointer
Ok, we get it. You're great at scaring women away, but what about intruders?Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Kimber .45 and HK 9mm. :)
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Originally Posted by snowsprite
I'd count on our cat for home protection before the 85lb dog.
One night I woke up to the dog standing at the sliding glass door barking at something in the yard. He NEVER barks unless he's playing - it's still the one and only time he's ever barked inside the house. I look out the window, don't see anything and open the door to let him out. He turns around and ran and hid under the fucking bed and the cat ran outside to take care of business.
No idea what was out there, but the cat had it under control, apparently.
And we have a shotgun in case the cat needs backup.
Keep my XD .40 in my night stand and my AR ready to go, but this is in my closet ready w/in a few seconds...
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I keep most of my guns in my bedroom by default, just because if someone were to break in and get out of my house while I was sleeping, I'd hate to know some meth head had my guns. That said, Binelli 12 gauge semi auto, Mossberg 20 O/U, and a Czech CZ-75 9mm with 12 round magazine. Mercy to he who opens my door uninvited. Oh, and a lesbian shepard mix who looks scary but wouldn't hurt a fly.
I never thought it possible, but you've seen Red Dawn waaaaaay too many times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Theodore
A pair of fully loaded 38 D cups.