Breaking News Squaw Valley is Open!!!

NOV 22.., After a massive effort by the snowmaking crew and mother nature Squaw Valley is open for the 07/08 riding season!!! Open lifts are Cabel Car and Magic Carpet!! Super sick man made pow, the locals were line up at the Carpet at 7 am !! Killer terrian no crowds. HIgh Camp skating rink is also boasting freshies for all, a new zambonied layer was put down last night. Oh, yea T-giving buffett at High Camp only 10 bucks!! FUck we need snow!!!:yourock::yourock:

I'd go but I can't find my BC Access transceiver nor my probe. It's just not safe to venture into that pow without them.

I really really want to go, but it says I have to take a beginner lesson, but I think I'm ready to point 'em down the blues. What should I do?

If it helps, imagine this poost is from "The word Gaper is overused".