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The last one is too true. I love that women will do nasty things for jewelry that they wouldn't dream of doing for cash.
What do you think this would pull:
http://toronto.ibegin.com/diamonds/diamond1.jpg
http://toronto.ibegin.com/diamonds/
Diamonds...
that'll shut her up...
for a minute!
About 3 mins in:
I wonder if Prince Waleed will loan me his be-dazzler for my 87 Toyota molester van.
Last one?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
They're all true.
Young girl talking to her mother: Mommy, I know you told me that when a man sticks his penis in a woman's vagina, the woman gets a baby.
Mom: That's right.
Daughter: Well, last night after I went to bed, I came back downstairs to get a glass of water. I saw you with Daddy's penis in your MOUTH! What does a woman get when you do that?
Mom (without hesitating): Jewelry!
What? Like a pearl necklace?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Verde
Look at yourselves guys! Your "sparkling personality" just doesn't cut it.
When you're sitting around in a beer soaked tee shirt and briefs complete with skid marks... the possibility of jewelry and other 'incentives' is the only thing that makes fucking you palatable!
:the_finge
All right, so I am kidding (mostly). Don't make another skid mark in your shorts getting your boxers in a bunch over that ^^^.
The lengths guys go to in order to get an attractive woman into bed pale in comparison, but that's for another thread.
To f#$king funny. I love the women on this board.Quote:
Originally Posted by bklyn
In a way Prostitution seems more... ethical.
Thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by bklyn
I am now the proud wearer of a dark & stormy soaked dryshirt. ;)
Some girls give me money
Some girls buy me clothes
Some girls give me jewelry
That I never thought Id own
Some girls give me diamonds
Some girls, heart attacks
Some girls I give all my bread to
I dont ever want it back
Some girls give me jewelry
Others buy me clothes
Some girls give me children
I never asked them for
So give me all your money
Give me all your gold
Ill buy you a house back in zuma beach
And give you half of what I own
Some girls take my money
Some girls take my clothes
Some girls get the shirt off my back
And leave me with a lethal dose
French girls they want cartier
Italian girls want cars
American girls want everything in the world
You can possibly imagine
English girls theyre so prissy
I cant stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
I dont want them to ever call at all
White girls theyre pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fucked all night
I just dont have that much jam
Chinese girls are so gentle
Theyre really such a tease
You never know quite what theyre cookin
Inside those silky sleeves
Give me all you money
Give me all your gold
Ill buy you a house back in zuma beach
And give you half of what I own
Some girls theyre so pure
Some girls so corrupt
Some girls give me children
I only made love to her once
Give me half your money
Give me half your car
Give me half of everything
Ill make you worlds biggest star
So gimme all your money
Give me all your gold
Lets go back to zuma beach
Ill give you half of everything I own
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Funny, my German girl only wants me to stay home at night.
...Or, maybe, she's just so fucking smart, that she has me bamboozled into thinking that it's me who wants to buy her the ice.
Pussy is a powerful thing!
Hate to say it, but it's true...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
Is that car for real? Some people have way too much money.
Well baby, baby wants a gold diamond ring
Wants it more than almost any old thing
Well when I get those jelly roll blues
Why, I'd go and get anything in this world for you
Down to the jewelry store packing a gun
Says "wrap it up, I think I'll take this one"
"A thousand dollars, please" the jewelry man said
Dupree, he said "I'll pay this one to you off in lead"
Well you know son, you just can't figure
First thing you know, you're gonna pull that trigger
And it's no wonder your reason goes bad
Jelly roll will drive you stone mad