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[Diamond Joe]

Yeah it was really only to attempt to keep them from being overwhelmed and/or scared in a new place - going from the 100sq foot room they were imprisoned in, to 3 floors of a ~2,000sq foot house, we figured we'd keep them in our one big great room to start. The fences got old for everybody pretty fast...

[Diamond Joe]

Niners are clearly NOT cooked without Kittle... I'm frankly shocked that their defense - which has been pretty terrible after the loss of Bosa and Bethume and Mykel Williams - played as well as they did. Or was that more a statement to the ineptitude of the Philly offense?

Either way, the...

[Diamond Joe]

Actually felt pretty bad for the guy after one of the (many) hits he took, when he banged up his elbow. Seems like a good dude and is obviously a good player, but man its hard to do much behind that line, when you're constantly running for your life....

[Diamond Joe]

Thank you! I'm trying to really enjoy it and appreciate it while it lasts cause I know how fast it goes by.

Its mucked up my ski season quite a bit because I just want to be there to play with them as much as I can - probably spend 3+ hours every day just playing with them. They're learning...

[Diamond Joe]

Umm you can say that again! Here's Emmie being "restricted" to the main living area:
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[Diamond Joe]

Man that sucks. Not a Niners fan but he's such a great player. and has had such horrible luck this season

Niners are cooked without him...

[Diamond Joe]

Abby
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[Diamond Joe]

Can you guess why she's named "M-y"??
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[Diamond Joe]

2 little monkeys...

[Diamond Joe]

Well two pages ago, I was mourning the loss of Heidi. Fast forward a few months and.... I'm celebrating the arrival of Abby and Emmie! Welcome to the world guys. You pretty much hit the fucking jackpot
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[Diamond Joe]

You think the Chargers and their 3rd string O line are getting past Drake Maye and the Pats in Gillette. That's so cute...

[Diamond Joe]

Good start to day 2 as well...

[Diamond Joe]

I'm with you man. These numbers seem ludicrous to me. My parents retired on basically ONE teachers pension with ZERO savings (all their savings/investment $$ was tied up in their lake house, which they eventually sold).

They used some of the proceeds of the lake house sale, to pay off their...

[Diamond Joe]

Yeah In hindsight, maybe shouldn't have posted what I was thinking in that split second reaction (also likely based on jealousy), but I was also shocked that nobody who replied seemed to think that amount was abnormal

Wasn't meaning to be aggressive or disrespectful and also didn't know...

[Diamond Joe]

I apologize if I was aggressive, and also I should have said Congrats for your success and your retirement, I was just shocked to read the post since I'm planning on living off of pretty much just that same pension amount (with not even 1/10 of that savings amount).

[Diamond Joe]

Jeeze man 3.5 mil PLUS $3.5k/month?!? Are you paying off a million dollar mortgage or something? Chef and butler salaries?? 1st class airfare somewhere cool every month?? John Belushi level coke habit???

I live in one of the more expensive areas in the US and once my mortgage is paid off,...

[Diamond Joe]

Man the Humble Brag thread continues to deliver....

[Diamond Joe]

Came here to post the same thing. Two or three games ago, all anybody was talking about was how he was gonna SMASH the record, and they weren't even questioning, would he get it, but, by HOW MANY sacks would he beat it with??

Three games later, no sacks, and we're down to 1 final game to...

[Diamond Joe]

Moar funny stories about crazy wimmen please

[Diamond Joe]

Thanks mang, IN again. Sooner or later, we're gonna win this thing....