You're pretty funny. All I did was quote what you wrote to me earlier, which didn't seem like much of a threat. Again, sorry you feel so threatened - maybe you should grow a pair.

What's up with Lee calling you out as a hack anyway? Didn't you ride in the 'roots with him?

You're obviously the most pathetic form of internet poser. All talk, no action. You insult me, challenge me, then STFU when it turns out I might actually answer your challenge.

I'll be looking for you on the trails. Don't you ride a 575? I'll be the one drinking beer in the parking lot before the ride and then dropping you on the climb. I drive a rusted out beater, ride a black trance, rip it on the teles.

Seriously, PM me if you really want a beat-down on the bike.

am I supposed to be scared? impressed? or just amused? I pick the latter. I'm not sure why you'd "threaten" me this way. I'm not a 20-year-old punk who thinks he's a stud... unlike you!

I doubt you're going to find me on the trails, I don't ride with the "scenester" crowd who drives to the trailhead in expensive SUVs with expensive bike racks holding expensive bikes, prepped with nifty grills and coolers to have a "post-rally BBQ" to make the scene so vital. if you want to ride MTBs with me you need to drop the pose and get pedaling.

if you want to ski with me all you need to do is be at Snowbowl, I'm there at least 4 days a week most weeks. enough people know me to point me out for you.

hey uncle fucktard, guess what, I live in your town now. as you so eloquently said: "e-riding impresses nobody. e-skiing impresses nobody. you want to impress me? ride with me, ski with me, show me you're the badass you pretend to be on the internet." so time to man up - lets see what you got.