Dude stop sending me naked pics and flowers, I'm not at all interested in felching or this "docking" you speak of and no I don't want to try your snowlerblades out.

You should be able to find me, I usually go ass to mouth on your mom in the gondola, ditch her, ski and then meet up at the bottom for round two.

Ask her and she'll let you know where I am that day.

You have the worst username in the history of TGR. It makes me hope you die in a grease fire. If its for real, please fuck off, you are the scum of the ski world and pretty much anyone on here would beat the ever living shit out of you if you are indeed a ski thief.

You also make total JONG posts.

I really hope you are a troll alias.