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  • Core Shot
    Registered Abuser
    • Mar 2005
    • 22549

    #1

    Mustard or Mayo??

    Yossarian made a good point in the other thread.


    Mustard is better on most sandwiches than Mayo.
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  • AfroMullet
    Sofa King
    • Jan 2005
    • 1269

    #2
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    • acostiga
      spitze!
      • Sep 2002
      • 1839

      #3
      the other day me and the little lady had some thai chicken sausages from whole foods.

      i tried one with some peanut butter... and it wasn't horrible. next stage in my food experimentation: nacho cheese wings
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      • Buster Highmen
        Used Register
        • Sep 2001
        • 28762

        #4
        Camping cooking:
        Data:
        1) big bag of doritos of your favorite type.
        2) chicken.

        Code:
        1) Smunch bag of doritos until all chips are pulverized into dust. Then open bag at top.
        2) Insert chicken and shake.
        3) Grill.
        4) Consume with beer and feet in flowing stream.

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        • cantunamunch
          hoarfish
          • May 2004
          • 488

          #5
          WHICH mustard and WHICH mayo?

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          • assgasorgrass
            Registered User
            • Oct 2003
            • 710

            #6
            mustard definitely. I mean, there are no urban legends about finding a condom at the bottom of the mustard jar.

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            • surftb15
              Registered User
              • Feb 2004
              • 481

              #7
              tabasco sauce makes this real good mayo with their sauce in it. that is real real good mayo.
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              • gonzo
                Troll
                • May 2002
                • 3627

                #8
                Originally posted by assgasorgrass
                mustard definitely. I mean, there are no urban legends about finding a condom at the bottom of the mustard jar.
                why one would wrap it up to bang the mayo jar is beyond me.
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                • basom
                  We'll blast them at sea
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 7008

                  #9
                  myth ------> debunked

                  due to gonzo's impenetrable logic

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                  • Core Shot
                    Registered Abuser
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 22549

                    #10
                    Originally posted by basom
                    myth ------> debunked

                    due to gonzo's impenetrable logic

                    Debunked, yes, but maybe it was from personal experience and experimentation?
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                    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
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                    • cantunamunch
                      hoarfish
                      • May 2004
                      • 488

                      #11
                      At least until he found the tabasco flavor.

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                      • AfroMullet
                        Sofa King
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 1269

                        #12
                        Originally posted by cantunamunch
                        At least until he found the tabasco flavor.
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                        • irul&ublo
                          "The Harmonizer"
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 21993

                          #13
                          Originally posted by gonzo
                          why one would wrap it up to bang the mayo jar is beyond me.
                          The problem I've found is that the jar opening is always too small.
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                          • Dantheman
                            Registered User
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 19607

                            #14
                            For most of my life I would have said mustard, hands down. But, I recently discovered how easy and absofuckinglutely delicious homemade mayo is. Go with the ying-yang solution and put one on each slice.
                            Last edited by Dantheman; 05-31-2005, 07:49 PM.

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                            • dork69
                              Poop is a funny word.
                              • May 2005
                              • 37

                              #15
                              Mayo is sick. If you leave it in the sun it turns into poison... you are not supposed to eat poison. Mustard rules!

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