MAGGOTS (A tribute)

[Max Gosey]

Maggots tee it up.
Maggots get after it.
Maggots are the most fun people I have ever skied with.
Maggots LOVE to ski.
Maggots do just about anything to help each other.
Maggots will sacrifice a lot for freshies.
Maggots pee their pants laughin at two word phrases like "Leeroy Jenkins"
Maggots make me laugh. Constantly.
Maggots talk shit just for a knee jerk and then laugh about it. Hard.
Maggots push each other. And make other maggots progress.
Maggots know their shit.
Maggots are never shocked by the positive connotation of the phrase "face shot."
Maggots don't flake on you.

Maggots are a different breed. And that is fucking cool.


This is for all you guys who have been dependable, helpful, insightful, and encouraging. Thanks. You have made me love skiing that much more. And I'm living a dream largely because of the maggots as a collective. Keep skiing, guys. Keep the love alive.

[TheLoggMan]

Maggots......
















are FAGGOTS

[Endlessseason]

Maggots tee it up.
Maggots get after it.
Maggots are the most fun people I have ever skied with.
Maggots LOVE to ski.
Maggots do just about anything to help each other.
Maggots will sacrifice a lot for freshies.
Maggots pee their pants laughin at two word phrases like "Leeroy Jenkins"
Maggots make me laugh. Constantly.
Maggots talk shit just for a knee jerk and then laugh about it. Hard.
Maggots push each other. And make other maggots progress.
Maggots know their shit.
Maggots are never shocked by the positive connotation of the phrase "face shot."
Maggots don't flake on you.

Well said.

[Sphinx]

maggots is sometimes faster than other non
maggots is to keep them in as stable temperature as possible
maggots is a pest favored by early planting dates
maggots is out now
maggots is poured onto netting
maggots is a management problem directly related to improper care of the lagoon or a poorly constructed lagoon
maggots is 1/4 to 3/8 inch
maggots is only known because several areas with good corn seeds never sprout
maggots is sometimes difficult to distinguish from other problems
maggots is that they only produce one generation each year
maggots is a small
maggots is something an expert can easily comprehend
maggots is to double bag them in black sacks
maggots is the only place where one can hear a traditional children's song updated for the 90's
maggots is divided by the introduction of the 4
maggots is caused by ______
maggots is the kind of basic research undergoing a boom at rochester
maggots is greek
maggots is made of mayhem
maggots is most severe during cold
maggots is small
maggots is apparent
maggots is not exactly the treatment one expects when visiting the doctor but maggots are well known for their ability to clean
maggots is the most compelling
maggots is hard for most of us and we go to great lengths to remove the evidence of such revolting yucky stuff from our lives
maggots is hard for most of us
maggots is things which smell really bad
maggots is a sprinkling of wood ashes around the stem of the plant
maggots is continuing
maggots is currently hindered by governmental concerns over the most appropriate way to oversee and regulate their
maggots is that
maggots is successful
maggots is the only way my pet fungi ever die
maggots is not synchronous or
maggots is large
maggots is helpful in reducing damage done by the second and third generations
maggots is more important and might apply a pesticide that also kills many of the syrphid flies
maggots is a juggaho
maggots is not recommended
maggots is most successful
maggots is kosta mumcuoglu
maggots is often the better tactic when they are not in the mood
maggots is much easier if there are already rot producing organisms in the bulb
maggots is £54
maggots is not appropriate and in such situations the use of maggot bags may
maggots is rendered as a sort of dance
maggots is a reminder for you to become alert to how your body and mind are reacting to what you are allowing yourself to be
maggots is the most you need
maggots is not easy
maggots is disgusting to him
maggots is dealt damage
maggots is a measure of their size
maggots is eliminated
maggots is very high
maggots is a huge beast that ozzes the same smelling fluid
maggots is a viable alternative for surgeons because
maggots is often enough to kill a duck
maggots is desired
maggots is that once you notice the problem
maggots is a challenging
maggots is from an article that appeared in the april
maggots is more prevalent during cool
maggots is like a day without sunshine" seems to be the message
maggots is a kaolin clay
maggots is difficult to see
maggots is crawling all over it
maggots is the
maggots is great fun
maggots is to keep a layer of leaves or soil on top of your compost
maggots is hanging around there for hours
maggots is considerable and in many cases makes especially cucurbit production virtually impossible
maggots is still normal and the colour of the body ist not yet changed
maggots is very good
maggots is growing

[ridefree]

For some strange reason,


Me likey the maggots!
Drawn like Bees to Honey Tunnels
like a cheap hooker to another hit
like another stompy chan cliff drop
like smiling to the chain monkey at 6:45 am
like the silent smile/ afterglow of a good run
like having friends who know the feeling but don't always have to say they know the feeling
like a fine malted adult beverage after a great day spent with friends
like the most amazing run you've had in your life which no one ever saw
like you cared that no one ever seeneded it

hear, hear for the feeling of the maggots
damn that sounds wrong but you know what I mean

[Art Shirk]

This thread is gay

[vinzclortho]

This thread is gay

agreed. good idea, poor execution.

[irul&ublo]

This thread is gay

Does your mother know you are using her picture as an avatar?

[Art Shirk]

Does your mother know you are using her picture as an avatar?

Truly inspired. Believe it or not Irul&Ublo, I have come to expect much more from you. Where is the cliche nerd when you need him? Please use fresh language.

[irul&ublo]

Truly inspired. Believe it or not Irul&Ublo, I have come to expect much more from you. Where is the cliche nerd when you need him? Please use fresh language.

Sorry...guess I'm not up to "homeric prose" on a Monday.

[Art Shirk]

Sorry...guess I'm not up to "homeric prose" on a Monday.

I deserved that I suppose.

[WhiteHunter]

Maggots tee it up.
Maggots get after it.
Maggots are the most fun people I have ever skied with.
Maggots LOVE to ski.
Maggots do just about anything to help each other.
Maggots will sacrifice a lot for freshies.
Maggots pee their pants laughin at two word phrases like "Leeroy Jenkins"
Maggots make me laugh. Constantly.
Maggots talk shit just for a knee jerk and then laugh about it. Hard.
Maggots push each other. And make other maggots progress.
Maggots know their shit.
Maggots are never shocked by the positive connotation of the phrase "face shot."
Maggots don't flake on you.

Maggots are a different breed. And that is fucking cool.


This is for all you guys who have been dependable, helpful, insightful, and encouraging. Thanks. You have made me love skiing that much more. And I'm living a dream largely because of the maggots as a collective. Keep skiing, guys. Keep the love alive.

Maggots befriending Max get free colonoscopy. Not quite as fucking cool.

[Max Gosey]

Very nice. I try to post what I appreciate about this board, and all you can do is shit on it? Very cool...

[pde20]

Ogre, why hath thou forsaken us when you are so desperately needed? Why? Why?

[Schmear]

Very nice. I try to post what I appreciate about this board, and all you can do is shit on it? Very cool...

Somebody needs to re-read his own #9.