Wasatch 23/24 Stoke Thread: Red Snake Coverage coming at you live from tgapp's fartba

[tgapp]

alright mags, let's get this stoke machine rolling for the 23/24 season with some October Main chute stoke!

just like solly's parking system, we're changing it up this year with the following pay-per-bitch (PPB) system:

1. Everyone gets three free posts to bitch about whatever they want (gondola, red snake, how bad Salt Lake's food is compared to New York, whatever)
2. If u post more stoke u get more bitchtickets
3. If u are caught bitching after you have used your allotted bitchtickets, you will need to take a lap in the fartbag downsuit or I will flood your inbox with the hottest man meat pictures I have
4. The only exception is for TFW who can bitch about whatever he wants for as long as he wants*

sound good? here's to another 900" season!


*as long as he posts at least one cool story in this thread

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[telefreewasatch]

This place sucks.
Story forthcoming...

[Phall]

much like Tgapp, im subbing.

[happytimefunbox]

900 inches you say? Im in! Bird pass and maybe an Alta upgrade. And some shitty old touring skis and heavy boots. Bring It!

[EWG]

I thought we decided we wanted 800?

[raisingarizona13]

I thought we decided we wanted 800?

I think the majority of employees up in the Canyons I talked to this past summer were all in for the 600 inch mark.

[Dshack89]

X-post from the old thread because I missed this one

Went out this morning for a lap up Collins to stretch my legs. Not surprisingly, it's thin. I stayed on the groomer/road and still got some extra base structure. Snow guns were blazing so hopefully they can get down a bit of a base and move it around and groom it. There's something fun about the early season excitement to get back on skis, even if it is picking your way down a boring groomer.

Also watched several people tiptoe down Main Chute.


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[jmedslc]

much like Tgapp, im subbing.

reluctantly, even with stupid thread title, i will claim "here".

[byates1]

Have you realized how bad the traffic is in the canyons? Is this a new thing? Jeez..

[tgapp]

reluctantly, even with stupid thread title, i will claim "here".

sorry I was just hoping to get some use out of the fartbag down suit since apparently the only people who want it are weird ass pedo types

you are welcome to make a new thread - i was just going for the lulz since this POS downsuit is literally gathering dust


plus i thought it'd be funny to actually ski in it, idk

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[jtran10]

Great wasatch footage in the MSP film this year! This kid had a sick outfit too

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[whyturn]

The MSP flick was really good. Felt like going back to the old days with a lot of Alaska big mountain lines. Local talent as well . Talked to Sam Cohen about growing up in the wasatch with John Collison and his dad Lee at Alta. Great footage and steep big spines.


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[Yukonrider]

Did a Main cute lap yesterday. The entrance was as expected, the cute skied awesome, but the ski down was pretty bad, lots of gravel mixed into the snow.

[wasatchgravityresearch]

tgapp, are bitchtickets transferrable?

[tgapp]

Did a Main cute lap yesterday. The entrance was as expected, the cute skied awesome, but the ski down was pretty bad, lots of gravel mixed into the snow.

did we run into you? were you the crew with CASTs and a hard boot splitboarder?

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