Shot out to all you POSERS and fakers

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  • digitaldeath
    Registered User
    • May 2008
    • 16635

    #1

    Shot out to all you POSERS and fakers

    after a glorious week of skiing in the PNW i came to realize that so many people are complete posers

    they have no fundemantals, no to little technique. mostly its the guys with all the rad gear, their skiing aint so rad.


    while there are skiers much much better than me or my skiing buddy...we don't see too many of them

    the difference between me and the posers...i grew up skiing cold ice in MN... we could only work on our technique since the runs are so short.

    in short, i would like to call out all you Artycrex wearing, backpackwearing BITCHES--- illl fuck you up on or off the slopes

    i dont appreciate being ragged on by trustarfarians or doctors... those who ski slow and dont take risks - you are clogging the parking lots !!!!!!!

    i rate myself 8 out of 10 as a skier - pro skiers being 10+ mike wilson being 15
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
  • Conundrum
    Hucked to flat once
    • Oct 2005
    • 11252

    #2
    I opened this hoping I would get a shot for being a poser. I'll take a Pendleton. Thanks
    Originally posted by Benny Profane
    Well, I'm not allowed to delete this post, but, I can say, go fuck yourselves, everybody!

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    • Ireallyliketoski
      Seeker of Sastrugi
      • Oct 2003
      • 3792

      #3
      I'm more extreme than you are, 9 out of 10.

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      • digitaldeath
        Registered User
        • May 2008
        • 16635

        #4
        ^^^ i can appreciate that
        Zone Controller

        "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

        "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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        • soups818
          Klytus the Slackjaw Volkl
          • Mar 2008
          • 4112

          #5
          I have and Arc jacket but don't wear a backpack and rate myself as a 7. I guess I should just quit

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          • digitaldeath
            Registered User
            • May 2008
            • 16635

            #6
            totally your call man, as skiing is an individual sport
            Zone Controller

            "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

            "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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            • pfluffenmeister
              lusty gear whore
              • Dec 2007
              • 7471

              #7
              haaeey, i wear an arcteryx jacket.

              but i also hike ridgelines, does that up my gnarcore factor?
              In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...

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              • BC_ski_BC
                Registered User
                • Mar 2011
                • 271

                #8
                Who gives a fuck if you wear a backpack?

                This one goes to 11....

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                • Choucas
                  Registered User
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 317

                  #9
                  Not sure who Artycrex is, but I don't have his jacket so I must not be a poser. That's a big relief.

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                  • digitaldeath
                    Registered User
                    • May 2008
                    • 16635

                    #10
                    i should have said a backpack full of useless stuff...beacon, probe, shovel

                    a lot of dudes with all this gear would get burned on a groomer by little kids

                    just think there are too many posers doing slackcountry stuff thinking they bigtime when a kid from MN would rip them up

                    ...mostly i dislike the condescension expressed by skiers young and old. probably because they are filthy rich and dont like mixing with the masses... they smell like shit
                    Zone Controller

                    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

                    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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                    • soups818
                      Klytus the Slackjaw Volkl
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 4112

                      #11
                      Originally posted by digitaldeath
                      totally your call man, as skiing is an individual sport
                      Oh really? Fooled me with your two inane threads.

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                      • PNWbrit
                        No I'm not an Australian
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 33930

                        #12
                        Originally posted by digitaldeath
                        ...mostly i dislike the condescension
                        Have you checked your AC pump drive belt and refrigerant levels?
                        Originally posted by Downbound Train
                        And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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                        • Johnny Sizzler
                          Registered User
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 1256

                          #13
                          Hey! you said Mike Wilson! There were a pair of his skis in gearswap about a month ago for a sweet deal especially in light of his 15 rating.
                          Originally posted by skideeppow
                          That grip walk shit is ridiculous.

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                          • hambergerz
                            hambergerz
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 31

                            #14
                            i blame the pocket rocket

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                            • soups818
                              Klytus the Slackjaw Volkl
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 4112

                              #15
                              Originally posted by hambergerz
                              i blame the pocket rocket
                              Rob Story skis pocket rockets

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