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  • Soups
    Klytus the Slackjaw Volkl
    • Mar 2008
    • 4112

    #1

    The Gaper Spirit Animal

    UPDATE: PAGE 89 (POST# 2204) HAS THE AMAZING COMING OUT OF HIS MASTER. STRAIGHT WITH A KICKASS CONTEST AND AN AMAZING CHARITY WORTH ALL OUR ATTENTION.


    Alright, had to start this in it's own thread. It's too golden.

    **IF ANYONE THINKS THIS THREAD WILL JEOPARDIZE THE TRACKING OF THIS GUY PM ME AND I'LL TAKE IT DOWN**
    I wouldn't want to make him go into hiding and have to do some Squatching to find him.
    We gotta see how many resorts we can find him at. My eyes are peeled.

    This all started here at Post #3539 and goes until Post #3655 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...eekend/page142

    Originally posted by Housed
    not a jibber skier kid, but probably still an asswipe:


    Who apparently needs help clicking in:



    Where do you need a harness at the bird? But he does look like the best skier on the mountain. The rear-facing GoPro offers unprecedented opportunities for mocking, I love it!
    Originally posted by biff chalupa
    So this story has come full circle. Here's a pic of the dude "training for Alaska" at the Morgan Stanley gym in NYC. That's right, he brings his entire getup to work so he can climb the stairmaster with it. I'm surprised I don't see any go pros. Total douche, and too funny how I made the connection. Needless to say, no one takes this guy seriously.

    Originally posted by DaHeel
    Asswipe goes to Beaver Creek. Took this in front of the BC Chop House on Sunday.

    Last edited by Soups; 11-29-2012, 11:06 AM.
  • Core Shot
    Registered Abuser
    • Mar 2005
    • 22549

    #2
    FKNA!
    full gear on the NYC treadmill



    saw a dual gopro setup a few weeks ago and mocked him publicly

    did not have the climbing harness, however
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    • rideit
      Mellowing Like Vinegar
      • Nov 2005
      • 36558

      #3
      I would be flabbergasted if he is not a lurker/inactive user here or on Gapic.
      Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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      • MakersTeleMark
        ~~~(oYo)~~~
        • Feb 2005
        • 19964

        #4
        Originally posted by rideit
        I would be flabbergasted if he is not a lurker/inactive user here or on Gapic.
        Even better. Let's hear that spirit roar.
        Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
        This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
        Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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        • old goat
          Registered User
          • Jan 2008
          • 25092

          #5
          As I mentioned in the other thread, I suggest that the GSA be tracked with baited cameras--like they use near here to photograph the wolverine. The question is, what to use for bait.

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          • Crampedon
            Ex Cage Fighter
            • Nov 2008
            • 3235

            #6
            Originally posted by old goat
            The question is, what to use for bait.
            Too easy-

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            • soups818
              Klytus the Slackjaw Volkl
              • Mar 2008
              • 4112

              #7
              He's been tracked at...

              Snowbird, UT
              NYC Gym
              Beaver Creek, CO
              And it's been said he roams Alaska

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              • SgtSkidmark
                Not your guy, buddy
                • Oct 2008
                • 775

                #8
                I'll keep my eyes peeled for the GSA on Mt. Hood.

                This is just too good. I'd love to make a gaper day GSA costume but I can't afford it.

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                • linds-o-rama
                  yama girl
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 440

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SgtSkidmark
                  I'll keep my eyes peeled for the GSA on Mt. Hood.

                  This is just too good. I'd love to make a gaper day GSA costume but I can't afford it.
                  That made me laugh. This whole thread (and the ones before it) are ridiculous!
                  www.lindseyclark.com

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                  • Moose Pit
                    Just fuckin' with ya
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 2768

                    #10
                    gold pure gold!

                    The double go pro is core.
                    I don't work and I don't save, desperate women pay my way.

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                    • Hott Butt Mud
                      Banned
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 4287

                      #11
                      He's actually got THREE POV cameras. 2 gopros AND a Countour HD!!!

                      FKNA

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                      • Scotsman50
                        OUR MAN IN GREENWATER
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 1359

                        #12
                        No wonder this place is going down hill and a lot of people stopping posting stoke. You guys are turning into a bunch of bullies.
                        Sure they guy is OTT but he doesn't deserve stalking and more ridicule.
                        It's like that picture of the poor kid who's fallen with powder cords on his snowblades....makes me cringe when I see how you fucking idiots gloat over it. That's somebodies kid you fucking moran bitches!
                        I ain't no saint but you fuckers go too far in trying to stalk this guy.
                        We just lost some amazing skiers up here in WA and maybe we're all feeling a bit emotional at the moment but I bet not one of the ones' we lost would think stalking and further ridiculing this guy is funny or what the ski tribe should be about.

                        Fucking morans the lot of you.
                        TGR Bureau Chief, Greenwater, WA

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                        • MakersTeleMark
                          ~~~(oYo)~~~
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 19964

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Scotsman50
                          No wonder this place is going down hill and a lot of people stopping posting stoke. You guys are turning into a bunch of bullies.
                          Sure they guy is OTT but he doesn't deserve stalking and more ridicule.
                          It's like that picture of the poor kid who's fallen with powder cords on his snowblades....makes me cringe when I see how you fucking idiots gloat over it. That's somebodies kid you fucking moran bitches!
                          I ain't no saint but you fuckers go too far in trying to stalk this guy.
                          We just lost some amazing skiers up here in WA and maybe we're all feeling a bit emotional at the moment but I bet not one of the ones' we lost would think stalking and further ridiculing this guy is funny or what the ski tribe should be about.

                          Fucking morans the lot of you.
                          Gaper Spirit Animal Roar!
                          Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
                          This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
                          Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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                          • Tunco
                            caught inside
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 4095

                            #14
                            Pm Rontele. He is in charge of the ski tribe. In the meantime check the loafers, I bet its Old Larry.

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                            • SgtSkidmark
                              Not your guy, buddy
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 775

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MakersTeleMark
                              Gaper Spirit Animal Roar!
                              I was going to say, Scotsman50 just outed himself as the Gaper Spirit Animal. How's the "training for Alaska" going?

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