2012 Montana Conditions, Stoke and Whatev Thread

[Aenigma]

^x2. Thank you!

Anyone make it up Hyalite yet?

[nateski]

tone capone layin it down
heard lone tree was EPIC today

[Carboxylic]

Hyalite: 12-18 inches of new as of yesterday, multiple natural avalanches observed and heard. I was in the Main Fork, haven't heard about Flanders yet.

[Soft Booter]

I heard Moonlight was turning snowboarders down yesterday for access to the North summit snowfield, but any skier was allowed. fk'n nazis

[pattyowe]

This is not going to help Montana stay off the radar.... talk about advertising, well, now thousands of people around the world will be able to watch it live....

http://www.freeskiingworldtour.com/

[Scree Shredder]

Yeah, we are real jackbooted thugs.

But it wasn't yesterday, that was Tuesday, it was 100% my call and I stand by the decision 100%.

Do they allow Snowboarders to compete in the FWT?


Oh shit more discrimination?

I heard there is a patrol director opening at Deer Valley. Gaper ass chix on teles were allowed to side slip the fuck out of it what crock o' shit. Oh ya and the FWT does have snowboard division. Ya we'll talk later.

[Scree Shredder]

Wow that's some real conviction you stand by your decision with. So much so that you deleted your post, but there it is quoted in my above post.

[Bunion 2020]

You know where my office is.

[JoeStrummer]

Didn't everybody already move here after that powder magazine story about this shithole being the best ski town in North America?

What the fuck do all you guys log on here for, to be the internet pow stash police? For Christ sake, there is nothing secret about Montana anymore, get over it. It was sold out long before TGR forums even exsisted, and will be continued to be marketed by local businesses and ski areas as "the last best place" with over 350, 400 inches of "cold smoke", and "no lift lines" with "untracked for days after the storm" touted in every major ski publication the world over, and all the rest of the b.s. about rugged individualism, "extreme skiing" and cowboys, so what the fuck is the problem? Go complain to all the marketers in numerous industries that work day and night year round to try and convince people to spend their vacations in this bumfuck shithole instead of Colorado or Utah. Go complain to the Governor or the Chamber of Commerce or something.

Some people spend time on the forums because they love skiing and want to help each other out/meet up/discuss conditons, weather, snowpack, bitch about the fact that it sucks balls right now, whatever. Y'all should start a new thread about how butthurt you are that some Joeys beat you to your gay little stash one weekend last year, or about how that line on Slushmans really wouldn't be that long if nobody ever spoke of how rad Saddle Peak was on TGR.

Or, you could just go to the state line nearest you and set up a Checkpoint. Ask all newcomers for their papers, make sure to turn back the Midwestern Hoards, the Portland Posers, and especially the Vermonters.

POTD. Montana is not bumfuck Kyrgystan in 1965.

I remember getting yelled at about 20 years ago for taking some Midwestern marks and tricks and trick-ass marks into Beehive Basin, like I had slaughtered a secret golden goose. It was basically a goddamn roadside attraction even then.

Get over yourselves, you aren't a bunch of Skittle Jeremiah Johnsons. Or move to the Next Last Best Place.

[Eleventy]

Tram remained closed today thanks to another Big Sky windpocalypse. We can look forward to a nice slab on everything whenever it opens back up. As for Sheddy, I don't know if anyone took a close look down Chicken Bowl after riding away from Marx, but it is FUCKED. You know Dude Park and Packsaddle are fucked too. It's probably not gonna open but, I WANT TO BELIEVE!!!! Lone Tree face was knee to thigh deep, and made me miss the Highway/17Green feeding frenzy (thank god).


For all the chatter about the Nazi's at the MLB shack: You'd think they took a shit on your teddy bear for all the crying I have had to listen to. Jesus Christ, just shut the fuck up already. Any title bestowed on you by the rabble in the plaza means absolutely fuck all. NO ONE CARES. It sucked anyway.

[Cyber Cop]

Where else has toothless, meth addicted women and good powder?

[newe english]

and especially the Vermonters.

WHORE!!!!

but i do appreciate the influx of babes.

i came to tgr for this
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...-praxis-thread

i came to MT for this
http://vimeo.com/26529849

duh.

[Bobcat Sig]

Holy hell, so much angst in this thread. I mean... I realize that there's no snow and we are a little pissed about it. But holy shit, take a deep breath, go have a beer and take comfort in the fact that you have the opportunity to live in a place that some people with they while lives to retire in.

Also sarcasm rinds high around here. How is this still not understood?

It will be ok, seriously.

[mtskier]

I like this thread and look forward to the stoke it is sure to provide from all over MT.

enjoy the holidays and spend time with the fam, 'cause once 2012 hits, we will only have time to eat, ski, and sleep.

[newe english]

Also sarcasm rinds high around here. How is this still not understood?

it is. how is this still not understood?

ill throw you a bone. grizzly was above the knees all day, skier compaction program made my day, thanks steve. angsty? not a chance.

i just dont get why there needs to be a thread about it. if i want to "get stoked" or find out "whats goin' off" or whatever, i go skiing. not tgring.

carry on.