Free accomodation in the swiss alps.

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  • Nix
    Registered User
    • Nov 2008
    • 46

    #1

    Free accomodation in the swiss alps.

    Whats the deal?. Nothings ever for free.

    True, but if you Like the idea of skiing the Swiss Alps. You might find this interesting.

    If you ve looked at the ads for working Europe. you'll figure out you wont get much skiing done.

    This is something different.

    Our deal is this , work for 2.5 days a week play the rest its, that simple.

    We are a british family of 4 living in switzerland, we have a private luxury chalet that we use on the weekends and swiss school holidays.

    We would like to find a chalet helper/ chalet couple to look after it (and us) for the winter season, not just as house keepers but people who love to ski as well.

    What that means is you work on weekends then get to ski or do your own thing for the other 5 days of the week of the week.

    Typically we would arrive most weekends on a friday night, and leave Sunday evening. We would expect you to do regular household chores, cooking, cleaning, occasional child minding and pre grommit teaching, and other helpful activities ensuring our stress free weekend. In return you get a whole week to do what you like. (Ski).

    Occasionally we may have house guests, and school holidays mean we would stay for longer periods which is an extra work load, but not a disaster.

    The chalet is in a well known resort in central Switzerland. Local Skiing (70 km sq) is literaly 50 yards from your door. Other famous ski areas such as Engleberg, Wengen, Grindlewald, Murren , Gstaad, Andermatt,Adelboden are within easy reach.

    Accomodation is inside the chalet in a fully segregated 2.5 room appartment.
    and at your disposal . During the week of course you can use the full facilities of this luxury chalet.

    We like to hear from genuine applicants preferably a couple, naturally you should be capable of doing all tasks above without difficulty, or attitude.
    What you do in your own time up to you of course,
  • hop
    thisisyourbrainonSONAR
    • Oct 2003
    • 6584

    #2
    Hmm... do you allow/partake in freaky swinger skier sex parties a la Hot Dog?

    If so, I might have a "friend" that's interested. He speaks British, is highly educatered, skis like he means it, and is no slouch when it comes to the wimmin.

    I, I mean he, is a good chef as well.

    If you prefer a couple, well, that can be arranged.

    As for the kidlets, I guess they gotta learn this stuff sometime, right? Might as well be in the comfort of their own home with proper adult supervision and guidance.
    Putting the "core" in corporate, one turn at a time.

    Metalmücil 2010 - 2013 "Go Home" album is now a free download

    The Bonin Petrels

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    • FREESKIER_FIVE-0
      <<<<<Fair Warning
      • May 2006
      • 742

      #3
      I would love to do it, so long as its acceptable to harbor terrorists and flow drugs + money out of the 2.5 room apartment.

      (Terrorists and blow is much easier on kids than swingers.)
      Originally posted by TWINS
      I love it when shitweasels get there panties all in a bunch.

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      • Nix
        Registered User
        • Nov 2008
        • 46

        #4
        you know I hadnt even thought about the benefits of have a sexually deviant drug crazed criminal lunatic look after my kids and make my life stress free.
        Please submit your application to : Santa Claus@Dreamsarefree.north.pole

        For the rest of you, genuine interest only , I really find it pointless having a battle of wits with unarmed combatents.

        Nix

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        • squatch
          high speed goofy
          • Dec 2007
          • 1786

          #5
          how's being clever working out for you? you seem quite pleased with yourself.
          Originally posted by Dantheman
          ...I would have dove into that bush like Jon McMurray.

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          • Schnappi
            Registered User
            • Mar 2005
            • 702

            #6
            Originally posted by Nix
            you know I hadnt even thought about the benefits of have a sexually deviant drug crazed criminal lunatic look after my kids and make my life stress free.
            Please submit your application to : Santa Claus@Dreamsarefree.north.pole

            For the rest of you, genuine interest only , I really find it pointless having a battle of wits with unarmed combatents.

            Nix
            Hi Nix. You must have made a typo or something because this email address comes back as undeliverable.

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            • Nix
              Registered User
              • Nov 2008
              • 46

              #7
              No Way,? ... Well It works for me, I even got a reply.

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              • Roo
                Wrecking Ball
                • Jan 2007
                • 2886

                #8
                Originally posted by Nix
                I really find it pointless having a battle of wits with unarmed combatents.
                That'll be 'combatants'.

                Happy to help. Moran.
                "Nothing is funnier than Hitler." - Smokey McPole

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                • Nix
                  Registered User
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 46

                  #9
                  Oh thanks Roo, sorry I wasnt really concentrating.

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                  • hop
                    thisisyourbrainonSONAR
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 6584

                    #10
                    I will win this battle of wits (and this awesome job complete with freakydeaky pulversexxx action with a side of cooking and cleaning) for I have built up an immunity to iocane powder!

                    Now who's laughing and who's dead? That'd be me, and you, respectively!

                    Now that you're dead, can you will the chalet to me? I don't want the kids though.
                    Putting the "core" in corporate, one turn at a time.

                    Metalmücil 2010 - 2013 "Go Home" album is now a free download

                    The Bonin Petrels

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                    • JoeStrummer
                      Clear as Winter Ice
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 3656

                      #11
                      How about benefits - ski pass, use of your Renault, etc. I was going to ask about the dental plan but I remembered you're British. . . .



                      In all seriousness, I might look somewhere besides TGR for people to ensure your stressfree weekends. Most of the people around here would be a mix of "Weekend at Bernie's" and "Last Exit to Brooklyn."
                      Last edited by JoeStrummer; 11-01-2008, 04:28 PM.
                      "Buy the Fucking Plane Tickets!"
                      -- Jack Tackle

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                      • Hugh Conway

                        #12
                        British? Skiing will entail shaking in the base station of the gondola from your massive hangover followed by a ride up and puking in the midstation?

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                        • riggs
                          boludo
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 323

                          #13
                          How's the tgr welcome feel?

                          Sounds like a sweet opportunity for someone and their girl. I'm sure someone will be all over this.

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                          • flyby
                            F*CK YEAH POTATOES
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 1614

                            #14
                            Originally posted by JoeStrummer
                            How about benefits - ski pass, use of your Renault, etc. I was going to ask about the dental plan but I remembered you're British. . . .


                            i was going to ask too, but then i remembered that i'm a dentist!
                            Originally posted by Divebomber
                            OR sign it with a fake sig, then later they say "we have your sig!" NO you dont!

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                            • Scottish_Skier
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 833

                              #15
                              Switzerland is full of chalets owned by uber-rich London and Geneva bankers. Rumor goes that that the private chalet hosts spend most of midweek getting laid in the hot tub and raiding the drinks cabinet. However if your reliable and guarantee to clean the jizz stains off the curtains before each and every weekend its probably not a bad offer...
                              www.haggistrap.co.uk

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