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Tanner narrowly escapes a gaperific onslaught.

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  • bossass
    Calmer than you are.
    • Oct 2003
    • 4217

    #1

    Tanner narrowly escapes a gaperific onslaught.

    The loveland vid.

    ROBOTS ARE EATING MY FACE.
  • mountain_man
    Registered User
    • Jun 2006
    • 821

    #2
    HAhah

    98687
    I ski therefore I am.

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    • loJack

      #3
      Does that pretty much sum up why that fucking faggot doesn't shoot at ski areas. Well then here is a tip douche ears, don't shoot at fucking ski areas.

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      • CarveMan
        Cham-wow!
        • Feb 2007
        • 944

        #4
        I thought this thread was going to be about me deciding not to ask for a photo when I saw him in In & Out in Reno last night.

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        • Mani_UT
          Registered User
          • Feb 2007
          • 677

          #5
          That was funny. The pic at the end sums it best... not half the skiers are even facing the fall line.. gaperrific

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          • edg
            Dexterous as Fuck (tm)
            • Nov 2003
            • 4574

            #6
            Why did *everyone* in that video suck at pow-skiing?

            edg
            Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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            • koolaideprived
              Registered User
              • Jun 2005
              • 224

              #7
              It was kind of surprising how many true gapers came through as it opened.
              Forced days in bed this winter: 48
              Forced days on crutches/walker: 37
              I'M WALKING AGAIN!!!
              Days on snow: Are you kidding?

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              • Aussie_ripper
                Rips occasionally.
                • Feb 2008
                • 682

                #8
                Originally posted by loJack
                Does that pretty much sum up why that fucking faggot doesn't shoot at ski areas. Well then here is a tip douche ears, don't shoot at fucking ski areas.
                How about shutting the fuck up?
                "She loved snow...That was the simple objective, being airborne, up longer, higher, more casually and with more fuckoff elegance than anyone else...Such endeavours require a kind of egotism, a near autistic narrowness. Everything conspires against you, the habits of physics, the impulse to flee and you're weighted down by every dollop of commonsense ever dished up. Everyone will tell you your goal is impossible, pointless, stupid, wasteful. This idiot resolve is all you have."
                -Tim Winton

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                • freshie247
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 4025

                  #9
                  That beard is hilarious!
                  Calmer than you dude

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                  • b-bear
                    likes skiing
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 8719

                    #10
                    hilarious. those people sucked.
                    skid luxury

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                    • ULLRismyco-pilot
                      Registered User
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 1318

                      #11
                      wow, his crew is a bunch of fags. I can't believe that they let them up there early either.

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                      • GapersGoHome
                        Yes, they ARE waterskis.
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 2122

                        #12
                        This is exactly what the chutes at Rose looked like last saturday. Fucking retaahded.
                        Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                        So there I was McGoverning down the mountain but I McConkeyed the hell out of a Morrison and landed on my Harrisons. Just then I Skogened off a Tuffelmire but hit my McMurray into a Holmes. As I came to the Burke I Steele Spenced over a Moles and stopped on a Krietler. Then I saw Gaffney, and then two Gaffneys, but they Moseleyed me into a Hall. So I said, "Pep!!" and Saged on out of that Thovex.
                        Poetry, on motion.

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                        • Captain Koons
                          watch in ass
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 41

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ULLRismyco-pilot
                          wow, his crew is a bunch of fags. I can't believe that they let them up there early either.
                          That's what I thought.

                          "This is why I don't shoot at the resort anymore, huh, huh, I'm so rad, huh, huh"

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                          • Bullet
                            Registered User
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 541

                            #14
                            It's cool the way the asked to get up on the mountain, but if that's the skiing they filmed ......why bother? Backseat, gunslingin' we can get on any TGR TR.
                            Last edited by Bullet; 02-08-2008, 12:02 PM.

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                            • Ireallyliketoski
                              Seeker of Sastrugi
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 3792

                              #15
                              I can't get enough of watching stoned people ski on video.

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