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  • Woodsy
    OG
    • Sep 2001
    • 13869

    #1

    Fkn remakes

    Yeah yeah, reboot spiderman 12 times, Bat man too, redo any old movie you want but

    DONT FUCKING TOUCH ROADHOUSE.

    its prefect, dont fuck with it, just dont
  • Brownski
    Registered User
    • Jul 2016
    • 3654

    #2
    And still no Logan’s Run remake, which is a damn travesty.
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    • NW_SKIER
      Registered User
      • Aug 2014
      • 4846

      #3

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      • Woodsy
        OG
        • Sep 2001
        • 13869

        #4
        Speechless NW skier, I understand I mean what the absolute fuck.

        Who's gonna be the blind guitarist?

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        • This End Up
          Mr. Mad Gaper Steeze
          • Mar 2004
          • 1909

          #5
          Fletch, w/o Chevy, unpossible.

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          • mcski
            Registered User
            • Apr 2006
            • 11184

            #6
            Fkn remakes

            At the end, if it doesn’t turn out that Chevy had been disguised as John Hamm the whole time, this movie has utterly failed

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            • SkiBall
              All Outta Angst
              • Dec 2009
              • 5803

              #7
              I heard today about the upcoming Toxic Avenger remake. I don’t know how you mess with perfection like that.

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              • Core Shot
                Registered Abuser
                • Mar 2005
                • 22543

                #8
                Originally posted by This End Up
                Fletch, w/o Chevy, unpossible.

                Could be a good movie. But why call it Fletch?

                It’s insulting
                Kill all the telemarkers
                But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
                Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
                Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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                • boltonoutlaw
                  Bofus?
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 1873

                  #9
                  Remakes "for a new audience" is just hollyspeak for "we are running out of ideas"

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                  • MontuckyFried
                    Lone Star Jong
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 12580

                    #10
                    Originally posted by boltonoutlaw
                    Remakes "for a new audience" is just hollyspeak for "we are running out of ideas"
                    Exactly!!! The worst are the Disney live action remakes of beloved animated classics. Only ones I've watched were Beauty & the Beast and 101 Dalmatians. Both were garbage. Haven't bothered with any more.

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                    • toast2266
                      over rotated
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 15038

                      #11
                      Originally posted by boltonoutlaw
                      Remakes "for a new audience" is just hollyspeak for "we are running out of ideas"
                      They're not running out of ideas, they just know how to make money. In any given year, the top grossing movies are almost universally non-original material (i.e. remakes and sequels). Audiences go with what they know, and Hollywood follows the money.

                      You want more original movies? Stop going to see remakes and sequels. Tell your friends.

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                      • boltonoutlaw
                        Bofus?
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 1873

                        #12
                        Originally posted by toast2266
                        They're not running out of ideas, they just know how to make money.
                        If you say so. Same story, different cape

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                        • ex-powderbroker
                          expert in residence
                          • Sep 1999
                          • 17162

                          #13
                          Originally posted by boltonoutlaw
                          If you say so. Same story, different cape
                          There are so many studios making original content that didn't exist ten years ago through amazon, netflix, etc. i think toast has the right idea, why would they take a risk when people continually show up for X-MEN reboot 15. Fucking lame though.
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                          • dookeyXXX
                            Level 27 PSIA Tightass
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9482

                            #14
                            Y'all are aware that Fletch is a character from a long-running and celebrated series of novels, right?


                            Kevin Smith had long been rumored to be making a Fletch film based closer on the source material than either of the Chevy flix.
                            He was pushing to have Jason Lee star as Fletch, too.
                            Here's a coupla stories about Smith's aborted Fletch film.



                            With news of a new "Fletch" reboot on the way, we go back to the time when Kevin Smith attempted his own "Fletch" reboot and how it ultimately fell apart.


                            While I know zip/nada/nothing about this new John Hamm Fletch, good chances are that it's based on one of the books and is going to be vastly different from the Chevy outings.

                            I would be willing to bet that the producer's "angle," in regards to this reboot, is that they aren't remaking the Chevy films, but rather re-visiting the source material.
                            And I am sure they are probably also hoping to spin a franchise out of it, too (there are 11 Fletch novels).

                            But, on the whole, I am against remakes.

                            I cringe every time The Rock talks about a Big Trouble In Little China remake.
                            And for years there was a rumor of a remake of The Wild Bunch, but that seems to have disappeared (Thank God, cuz The Wild Bunch is one of the greatest western films--hell greatest films--ever.


                            Last edited by dookeyXXX; 08-29-2022, 12:57 PM.
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                            • Core Shot
                              Registered Abuser
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 22543

                              #15
                              Holy shit. I feel ignorant.
                              I know. It’s me.

                              11 novels? Damn. Sounds like I got some reading to do.

                              I feel better about the remake. It’s more like Dune now.
                              Chevy was awesome. But it’s not his franchise.
                              Can’t wait to see it now.
                              Kill all the telemarkers
                              But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
                              Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
                              Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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