Getting out of Jury Duty?

[Superstar Punani]

I got summoned for J-duty on the week that I'm supposed to go to Baja. How do I get out of this shit?

I plan to tell Lumbergh I'm going to Jury duty, ditch that then head to Baja without burning my vacation time?

Also my DMV info is in So Cal, Voting registration info is in Nor Cal. If I get summoned in either location can I pull the excuse that I live in the other location or do they check that shit?

If they want me to go to Jury duty then they should have hot naked chicks at the courthouse.

[bossass]

I got summoned for J-duty on the week that I'm supposed to go to Baja. How do I get out of this shit?

I plan to tell Lumbergh I'm going to Jury duty, ditch that then head to Baja without burning my vacation time?

Also my DMV info is in So Cal, Voting registration info is in Nor Cal. If I get summoned in either location can I pull the excuse that I live in the other location or do they check that shit?

If they want me to go to Jury duty then they should have hot naked chicks at the courthouse.

Rob a bank on your way to Mex, they'll forget about the jury duty.

[PaSucks]

I got summoned for J-duty on the week that I'm supposed to go to Baja. How do I get out of this shit?

I plan to tell Lumbergh I'm going to Jury duty, ditch that then head to Baja without burning my vacation time?

Also my DMV info is in So Cal, Voting registration info is in Nor Cal. If I get summoned in either location can I pull the excuse that I live in the other location or do they check that shit?

If they want me to go to Jury duty then they should have hot naked chicks at the courthouse.

Tell them your a student. Worked for me. You think they are going to check?

[FNG]

I just ignored the summons and it went away. I don't really think it's one of those things that catches up to you later. Of couse, I'm still young. I could be wrong.

[oosik]

If the notice didn't arrive certified or registered, they have no proof you actually received it.

[splat]

Bad back. Cannot sit for prolonged periods.

[Vets]

Here are a few things you could say in response to questions that might get you excused:
"I do not believe that this court has proper jurisdiction over this case."
or
"If the police arrested him, he must be guilty, why are we even here?"
or
"Yes, my family members as well as close friends have been involved in a similar lawsuit."

[lemon boy]

sorry bravo: Jury duty is not an obligation, it is a right. You are fucking yourself by not participating.

I know it sucks having the high probability of sitting on a fucking MJ trial there but that's the way it goes.

[Steven S. Dallas]

You can usually reschedule if you tell them you are going to be out of town on business or something. They'll just bump you back. If that doesn't work, and you do get called on voir dire, say that you don't trust the police (assuming it's a criminal trial).That usually does the trick. If it looks like it's going to be a civil trial then say on the juror questionnaire that you've been sued or sued someone in the last few years; that often will draw a peremptory challenge and a dismissal from duty. Or, like Vets said, if you get to voir dire and they ask if you've been involved in a lawsuit involving X then say that a relative was recently. Warning: I don't know if they check up on that shit.

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[72Twenty]

Say you have IBS.

Drink alot of laxitives beforehand and have "an accident".

Bonus points- wear white pants for said planned accident.

[Steven S. Dallas]

Double bonus points: refer to self in third person as "Johnny Chimpo" and hurl excrement at wall of courtroom while making monkey noises.

[Foggy_Goggles]

"Pre-existining business enagement with un-refundable airline tickets". I've used it a couple of times. Offer to re-schedule. Jury duty is something everyone should want to do. If you're on trial, you'll want a "jury of your peers" tollerant to your situation. If everyone like you and me skips it, jurys suck.

[Long duc dong]

When I got my original summons, I called in and told them I was a student and could not make it at that time. They moved me forward about a month. When I went in, both attorneys asked the panel many questions. One question, from the D.A. was "do you believe some crimes are a waste of time to prosecute?" I answered yes, and was dismissed soon afterwards. Answer as many questions as possible, as I have been told prosecuters do not like people who are very opinionated, as they make it hard to get a unanimous verdict. I really had to get out of this as I would have had to show up July 5, which would not have been good. Do not be to obvious about not wanting to serve, the judge I had gave us a speech about patriotic duty and did not look kindly on the people who were trying to get out. If you do get a postponement, be careful about lying to your boss, as at some point you may actually have to serve. The people who told the judge they could not serve because of work issues were not released, as the judge felt they should not have a problem with a trial that would only last a couple of days. One guy told the judge he absolutely could not be out of the office, to which the judge replied "so what do you do when you are sick?" That guy is probably sitting in court right now, deciding if some dude flashed some chick that works in a beauty parlor.

[KarlHungus]

if they ask if you think MJ's guilty you just say "He made Thriller man, Thriller" -Dave Chappelle

[Spats]

The reason courts give out $6 million verdicts against ski areas when Denver lawyers crash into the flashing, beeping snowcat is because people like you are never on the jury.

Think about it.