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  • CarveMan
    Cham-wow!
    • Feb 2007
    • 944

    #1

    Douchebag Ski Bag Review

    (Apologies if this has already been covered - I searched TGR for 'douchebag' - naturally it returned a veritable avalanche of results)

    The Douchebag is the result of a collaboration between pro skier Jon Olsson and two Norweigan entrepeneurs, and was developed in conjunction with a Norweigan University and 150 local skiers for testing. It is designed to address the sag issues with variable ski lengths, reducing weight while maintaining adequate protection, hands-free rolling for long walks with your skis, and also compresses to a very compact volume for storage while not being used.

    I can confidently report that it addresses all of those factors in a most clever and ingenious way.

    Length / Compression:

    The key to the concept is a pair of strips along the top & bottom of the bag sewn in 7-8cm intervals. These strips facilitate the handle component, which has a group of four hooks which attach top/bottom, left/right and can be tightened for compression.

    So when a pair (or pairs) of skis is placed in the bag, the excess length is simply rolled up, and then held in place by the hooks/handle, and you have a rigid bag. You can also attach the shoulder strap to the handle for handsfree rolling.
    When not in use the bag can be completely rolled up for compact storage either at home or in your ski lodge/hotel room.



    Weight/Protection:

    The Douchebag is lightly padded on the bottom and sides, but instead of using heavy padding to protect your beloved equipment which adds much unwanted weight, there are a series of plastic ribs sewn in to the construction of the bag to provide impact protection and cut down on weight.

    This is clearly shown in this photo - you can see the striped stitching - in every second section a plastic rib is contained. The alternate sections are empty, but with light padding, and this facilitates the rolling:


    The net result of this arrangement is a bag with adequate protection that tips the scales at a meagre 3kg. A full featured, padded double wheelie ski bag is usually in the 5-7kg range. I hate to think what my K2 sarcophagus weighs.

    Capacity:

    As you can see here it comfortably fits two pairs of skis with much room for other bits & pieces, Mrs Aussieskier and I tend to put our climbing skins, harnesses, crampons, shovels & probes in our ski bags and I can't see why we wouldn't be able to do the same with this bag.



    Additionally there is a small zipped compartment on the end of the top flap for storing loose items or the supplied shoulder strap

    Other Views:

    On the top of the bag you can see the two padded handles - these are perfectly placed for balance & easy lifting of the bag in & out of cars etc:





    There is also a handle on the side, and attachment loops for the included shoulder strap.

    The wheels are large which should prevent pesky pebbles jamming and dragging in front of a wheel

    Specs:

    Maximum volume: 120 liters
    Minimum storage size: 15 liters
    Maximum length: 210cm
    Width: 34cm
    Height: 20cm
    Weight: 3.2kg
    Outside and inside garment: Polyester 600D
    ABS protection ribs
    Zinc-Alloy buckle
    9.2mm PP Wheels
    EPE padding
    Silk logo printing
    Strong 12.6mm nylon zipper
    Polyethylene back-protection plate
    PP Protection Spine

    Conclusion:

    The Douchebag has rethought the ski bag concept, and in my opinion has won. It has clearly been conceived by people who travel a lot with skis and understand the various pitfalls of this pursuit. I have used it on one snow trip and also some city driving to pick up/drop off skis for review. This hasn't allowed me to test how well it is for lugging on long distances via the shoulder strap, and also of course I can't yet comment on its long term durability.

    But what I do know is that I wish I had one in January, one shouldn't complain about ski travel when you have a lot of fun awaiting you at the other end, but I did a huge amount this year and while the skiing was great my trips were structured that I moved around a lot, and I can think of dozens of occasions where I would have been far better off with a Douchebag.

    I'm looking forward to this being part of my equipment arsenal for many years to come.

    (Review Disclosure: The Douchebag was supplied at no cost for review purposes by the Australian Importer Bent Square)

    More info & pics at: http://aussieskier.com/equipment/dou...ki-bag-review/
  • pfluffenmeister
    lusty gear whore
    • Dec 2007
    • 7470

    #2
    this space reserved for smart-assed douchebag comment.

    (bag looks good).
    In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...

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    • Isak.
      christmas miracle worker
      • Mar 2011
      • 79

      #3
      Love the concept. Not sure how I feel about the name. Carting around a big long bag that says DOUCHEBAGS it is just kind of crying out for abuse.
      [insert original, witty, and/or meaningful signature statement here]

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      • CarveMan
        Cham-wow!
        • Feb 2007
        • 944

        #4
        Yeah I posted this on reddit as well and most of the commentary has been on the name.

        From an Aussie point of view it's not a big deal, here it's just a generic US sourced insult, nobody really knows what it means, and in Europe it will be less so. I had to explain to my wife what the negative connotation was.

        But it could be an issue in the US.

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        • Hugh Conway

          #5
          So it's a similar design with/battens that "pros" shat upon. Way to reinvent the wheel dickbags

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          • neck beard
            Type 7 stool
            • May 2007
            • 5732

            #6
            Originally posted by CarveMan
            Maximum length: 210cm
            Width: 34cm
            Height: 20cm
            I just paid Japan Airlines $130 for oversized ski bag. Sum of L, W, H > 203cm

            First time the fukkers have stung me for it as well.

            I am at the airport and just wanted to complain.

            Be skiing soft fresh snow by Thursday so what ever.

            If I did not have to drive 6 hours right of the flight, I'd be trying to drink back my 130 bucks overnight with free booze inflight.
            Life is not lift served.

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            • systemoverblow'd
              Registered User
              • Sep 2010
              • 9000

              #7
              Originally posted by CarveMan
              But it could be an issue in the US.
              They may as well named it the Jersey Shore.
              Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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              • whyturn
                GOES knows
                • Apr 2006
                • 7548

                #8
                Price is 200 Euro, which is $250 (ouch) now who's the douche?
                I need to go to Utah.
                Utah?
                Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?

                So after 15 years we finally made it to Utah.....


                Thanks BCSAR and POWMOW Ski Patrol for rescues

                8, 17, 13, 18, 16, 18, 20, 19, 16, 24, 32, 35

                2021/2022 (13/15)

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                • BoatBound
                  Registered User
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 544

                  #9
                  I just did a search and couldn't find anyone in the US selling them. I have the Dakine Concourse and like that but its pretty big. I would like something about the size of a douchebag without the vinegary smell
                  Be more like your dog...

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                  • Todds
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 1469

                    #10
                    Looks like a cool bag. Does the handle come when you open it? If yes, TSA will loose it if they open your bag for inspection.

                    Does douchebag mean something different in your part of the world? I can't believe they will sell a lot of them in America with a name like that.

                    It reminds me of story I read a long time ago about a handheld computer from Taiwan that was originally named the "Handjob".


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                    • CarveMan
                      Cham-wow!
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 944

                      #11
                      No the zippers open from the other end of the handle. There is a velcro flap at the wheelie end that conceals the zips.

                      Like I said in Australia it's an insult we know that Americans use, but my wife has informed me that it's not part of a typical Australian's hygiene routine, hence the lack of bad associations with the word.

                      Not sure about US sales outlets, I would keep an eye out in the Fall I guess.

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                      • ate'em
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 465

                        #12
                        this is a bad joke, right...
                        seriously what DB is going to pay money to carry this around?
                        so i think its a joke.
                        or somebody really sux at marketing
                        really

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                        • BoatBound
                          Registered User
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 544

                          #13
                          no it's not a joke. seriously.
                          Be more like your dog...

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                          • PNWbrit
                            No I'm not an Australian
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 33930

                            #14
                            But guys it has facilitated handles!
                            Originally posted by Downbound Train
                            And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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                            • rabbit
                              Unregistered User
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 412

                              #15
                              Buy any large ski-bag with wheels from any of the large brands like fischer, völkl, atomic etc and everything that these douchebags claim to be a "feature" they have "developed", is easily done/already there but a whole lot cheaper, without the hype, the stupid brand-name and without paying that silly overprice to jon fucking olsson...

                              or be a douchebag and buy one...

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