Is the stock market going to tank?

[El Chupacabra]

How about doing absolutely nothing?

Inertia is a powerful force.

[Timberridge]

Now that I can't go to the barber and get market advice, I need help from you people timing this shit. So far I've got nothing. Just a bunch of lazy people scratching their scalps and ballsacks. Analysis is paralysis.

WTI back up to $23. Starbucks is reopening 85% of their stores over the next couple weeks. The drive thru line at my local SBUX is 30 cars deep at 8am. Is it still a buy here at $74 or sell? Insight like this is what I need.

[dunfree]

Now that I can't go to the barber and get market advice, I need help from you people timing this shit. So far I've got nothing. Just a bunch of lazy people scratching their scalps and ballsacks. Analysis is paralysis.

long TSLA.

[Benny Profane]

Now that I can't go to the barber and get market advice, I need help from you people timing this shit. So far I've got nothing. Just a bunch of lazy people scratching their scalps and ballsacks. Analysis is paralysis.

WTI is back up to $23. Starbucks is reopening 85% of their stores over the next couple weeks. The drive thru line at my local SBUX is 30 cars deep at 8am. Is it still a buy here at $74. Insight like this is what I need.

Hey, if Buffet isn't buying, time to chill. What's the return for all the downside risk? Like we're going to break through the pre virus highs?

[Lone Star]

What's everyone doing now? Waiting for the retest? Selling into the the rally? Chasing it higher? Buying the USO on margin?

investing in bearish leveraged inverseETFs that i have no business buying with my absolute nil knowledge of how the market works. and watching $$$ dry up as the market continues to rally

it's almost as fun as getting drunk and playing craps.

[Timberridge]

Hey, if Buffet isn't buying, time to chill. What's the return for all the downside risk? Like we're going to break through the pre virus highs?

Dude's lost his touch Benny since he went all in on the airlines several years ago. Getting senile.

investing in bearish leveraged inverse ETFs that i have no business buying with my absolute nil knowledge of how the market works. and watching $$$ dry up as the market continues to rally

it's almost as fun as getting drunk and playing craps.

Get a hot chick to blow on the dice for you. At least you're doing something.

[El Chupacabra]

Bonds

James Bondss

[Mazderati]

Haven't done anything since selling a block several weeks back. Thinking of selling more but HODLing to what's invested for now. Market is crazy.

Unemployment report comes out Friday. Probably >20% unemployment. Expect new highs if recent history is an indicator.

[Name Redacted]

Hey, if Buffet isn't buying, time to chill.

You realize that Buffet is in a totally different class of investor right? Trying to match his investment strategies would be like you trying to ski like Candide.

[Timberridge]

long TSLA.

Musk thinks its expensive. Is he trying to drive the price down so he can buy some more?

Bonds

Govt, IG, HY, or Distressed Chinese bonds? Specifics please.

[Danno]

What's everyone doing now? Waiting for the retest? Selling into the the rally? Chasing it higher? Buying the USO on margin?

Sold 3/4 of my very small stake in AAPL. Put it in vanguard total bond fund, gonna sit tight and wait for the rich people to get nervous.

[Benny Profane]

Dude's lost his touch Benny since he went all in on the airlines several years ago. Getting senile.

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He only went in on airlines recently. Always hated them. But, when they figured out how to finally make money with fees and scheduling, he went in. This is a black swan event for the industry nobody could see coming.

See my quote above how he thinks Orville Wright should have been shot down to save future investors.

[Benny Profane]

You realize that Buffet is in a totally different class of investor right? Trying to match his investment strategies would be like you trying to ski like Candide.

Oh boy. I remember hearing this in the dot com boom. Buffet has lost it. How'd that work out?

How is he so fundamentally "different"?

[El Chupacabra]

Oh boy. I remember hearing this in the dot com boom. Buffet has lost it. How'd that work out?

How is he so fundamentally "different"?

He's still looking for his lost shaker of salt.

[jono]

This is a once per century version of a once every two years event that lots of good risk managers saw coming.

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