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  • riser4
    sudo su -
    • Dec 2012
    • 27108
    #1

    2025-2026 Offical NBA thread: nobody will admit to being an OKC fan

    None of you chuckleheads stepped up. I gave ample opportunity.

    In the immortal words of my then two year old kid in one of my many oarenting fails, "So guys, what the fuck is going on?"
    I see hydraulic turtles.
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    • MultiVerse
      Whoahoho
      • Nov 2008
      • 7594
      #2
      Does Oklahoma even exist? It seems like the only state in the continental US that doesn't belong to a region. Is it a Southern state or a Midwest state a Southwest state, certainly not a Mountain state let alone a coastal state. Nobody knows

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        • EWG
          here to help
          • Sep 2018
          • 7380
          #3
          If I see another commercial where everyone on OKC is dressed in the same suit for a gala event I'm throwing my TV in a hot tub.

          Edit: Holy crap an apostrophe worked from the website. What is happening?!?!?

          Double edit: and then when I editted it it broke. Hilarious. And on brand.

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            • riser4
              sudo su -
              • Dec 2012
              • 27108
              #4
              TV is definitely going in the hot tub.
              I see hydraulic turtles.

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                • Danno
                  Agent of Tang
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 35021
                  #5
                  Apostrophe's work when posting from the quick reply box.
                  "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
                  "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
                  "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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                    • riser4
                      sudo su -
                      • Dec 2012
                      • 27108
                      #6
                      Can you dunk on an apostrophe? Do tgey shoot 3s?
                      I see hydraulic turtles.

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                        • MultiVerse
                          Whoahoho
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 7594
                          #7
                          Lakers are on pace to go 0-82 this season
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                            • goldenboy
                              Jack's got my back
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 5364
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MultiVerse
                              Does Oklahoma even exist? It seems like the only state in the continental US that doesn't belong to a region. Is it a Southern state or a Midwest state a Southwest state, certainly not a Mountain state let alone a coastal state. Nobody knows
                              Oklahomans love this joke: "What's the biggest county in Texas? Oklahoma."
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                                • Danno
                                  Agent of Tang
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 35021
                                  #9
                                  Oklahoma is Southmidwest.
                                  "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
                                  "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
                                  "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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                                    • BobMc
                                      This Space For Rent
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 5300
                                      #10
                                      League Pass bought again this season. Time for Deeetroit Basketball!!!!!!
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                                        • Danno
                                          Agent of Tang
                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 35021
                                          #11
                                          I've had league pass the last three years but I think I'll pass this year. I do have Sling so will catch some games that way. But NBA TV doesn't have the Nuggets and the Celtics are often on national TV so all of those games aren't available.
                                          "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
                                          "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
                                          "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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                                            • Going Coastal
                                              Registered User
                                              • Nov 2018
                                              • 254
                                              #12
                                              Didn't watch any preseason so first time seeing Wemby this year. Unreal.

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                                                • EWG
                                                  here to help
                                                  • Sep 2018
                                                  • 7380
                                                  #13
                                                  Holy shit, Billups and Rozier just got arrest in a gambling sting.

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                                                    • Danno
                                                      Agent of Tang
                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                      • 35021
                                                      #14
                                                      I was just reading, the athletes were uses as bait for some whales, "come play with NBA stars", and the games were completely rigged: https://x.com/chadmillman/status/198...640292059?s=19

                                                      holy shitballs
                                                      "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
                                                      "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
                                                      "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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                                                        • dan_pdx
                                                          First assistant schmuck
                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                          • 3601
                                                          #15
                                                          Blazers just can't catch a break. I just read an article about how this season they would finally start playing to win rather than playing for better draft picks. Fuck me

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