Stuff You See in Florida

[The Reverend Floater]

I'm out here in Warthog's neck of the woods, taking care of my mom. I went into a convenience store and saw these on the shelf next to the batteries. Notice the difference in product, features and warnings.

WTF?

[J. Barron DeJong]

I assume premium ‘toxin free’ is what you want if you’re going to use it to pass a drug test.

[MakersTeleMark]

I learned about that stuff from a pretty tough case. It was in a trailer park in Central Colorado, and the dude was Mexican. I guess it's ubiquitous.

[The Reverend Floater]

I learned about that stuff from a pretty tough case. It was in a trailer park in Central Colorado, and the dude was Mexican. I guess it's ubiquitous.

Uhhhhh...expand on this, please?

[Mazderati]

Asparagus.

[::: :::]

Maz, is that a seasonal flavor of Fetish Urine?

[old goat]

Do you suppose they sell pumpkin spice in October?

[::: :::]

Peppermint Crunch for the holiday stone passing season

[BmillsSkier]

Wait, Florida convenience stores keep the "fetish urine" on the same shelf as some douche-flute vape stuff, the kratom, above some kind of tube that says it has THC in it and next to the batteries?

Savages.

[m2711c]

i would think that the slotting fee for such premium shelf space must be quite high...

[CarlMega]

Wait, Florida convenience stores keep the "fetish urine" on the same shelf as some douche-flute vape stuff, the kratom, above some kind of tube that says it has THC in it and next to the batteries?

Savages.

Convenience stores apparently have become a fuck-ton more interesting than I remember.

Walk in that store with the right intentions and the next thing you know you're the star of a youtube video set to Yakety Sax.

[digitaldeath]

Never been and will never go. Ain’t no skiing in Florida


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[BmillsSkier]

Convenience stores apparently have become a fuck-ton more interesting than I remember.

Walk in that store with the right intentions and the next thing you know you're the star of a pornhub video set to Yakety Sax.

True, but FIFY.

Never been and will never go. Ain’t no skiing in Florida


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Plenty of snow in FLA, Drew.

[MakersTeleMark]

Uhhhhh...expand on this, please?

About a year and a half ago I did a pro bono case for this woman and her kids. Custody/Divorce. She was undocumented, had 1 young teenage daughter and a 2 year old mentally retarded son from a rape (him). He had them locked up in a small room in the trailer, starving them for control, cameras everywhere, tracking devices on both her and the daughter's phones, and a tracking device on the car. She works at Walmart. Tons of physical abuse between husband and wife (knife cutting wounds abound) and more trauma for the kids than you can imagine. I could go on, but when the cops busted in finally after the daughter broke and squeezed through the small trailer window, they found boxes of that piss next to his computer. He would let her and the kids eat only if he raped her and pissed the room, or he would report her to migra. Your life ain't so bad after working through that pile.

Yes, there are people who do this work, thankfully, because there are some real assholes out there of all types.

She eventually fired me and legal aid wouldn't appoint a new lawyer because she could not stop from physically trying to jump over and kill him every time we were in court together.

Angelica, I wonder how you made out? I keep meaning to go by the trailer and photograph the black plastic coated windows.

[altacoup]

Holy shit. I really hope that fucker is getting raped in a Florida jail right now. I’m against the death penalty, as our system seems to put so many innocent to death. But some people just don’t deserve to live.

It’s always been my intention to never ever step foot in Florida.


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