bullshit your dog gets into

[stealurface831]

i've got two labs. they are always getting into something. one is more retarded than the other and i ended up pulling a pair of underwear out of his ass the other day when he couldn't shit it out. share instances of your dogs fuckery.

[ötzi]

oh man. you win.

[riser4]

Labs are amazing in that regard. And known for it.

[Choss Jonger, Sr.]

Hi, my name is Zappa and I am a coprophage.

[stealurface831]

Labs are amazing in that regard. And known for it.

absolutely.

he loves napkins too. always snatches them off of plates headed for the sink. a tricky little bastard.

[BC.]

bullshit your dog gets into

Yellow Lab....

-Neighbors compost pile....full of god knows what....

[bodywhomper]

bullshit your dog gets into

Lab/bloodhound mix

Indoor garbage cans. Any food on a surface. Occasionally, wood next to the stove stacked for burning. Underwear (clean or dirty). Deer shit (his favorite. We call them “Tashi Treats”). TP. Kleenex. Dish sponge. Toothbrushes. Kid’s toys. Art supplies. Kids homework. Random pieces of paper. Most recently, he’s taking a liking to raw potatoes. Yesterday he ate a box of bandaids that was sitting on the counter, but I got the neosporin out of his mouth before he pierced the tube.

[dannynoonan]

My dog ate a whole diaper one time. I was quite certain that was gonna kill him, but sure enough came out the other end over the next couple days. Whatever chemicals they put in there to absorb piss did wierd things to his poop though, it was all granular n jelly-like.

[dannynoonan]

Had another dog who would go on walkabout in the country for a few days on end and sometimes come home with a deer's entire leg, like, hoof to shoulder, rotten as fuck n crawling with maggots. He lived to 18 or so.

[PB]

Thanks guys, now I don't feel so bad about our old male doberman. There was an infamous night wherein the hall and family room walls got sprayed with chocolate sauce. Non-sleep ensued. It was triggered by noshing on a potted succulent.

[BobMc]

Our new dog is a toilet paper/kleenex lover. She’s an equal opportunity eater, she’ll grab used tissues out of the bathroom garbage or eat toilet paper right off the roll. We’re not used to religiously shutting the bathroom doors so she’s well fed.

[ill-advised strategy]

The other day:


Here he is this fall, snout covered in some gelatinous dead thing:

[Norseman]

Grew up with a sweetheart of a black lab that became crazy for fireworks as she aged. We learned of this new obsession when she dragged a 300lb log through a big fire pit to get to the little bullshit kids sparkle fountain 40 ft away.

The worst bullshit she got into, however, was during the neighborhood Y2K celebration.

My dad bought a two-thousand-pack of black cats for the occasion which came in this huge roll. He unrolled it and worked in his own fuse cord so that 10 at a time would go off.

When the clock struck midnight he lit the thing, and like 5 seconds into it the dog broke free and charged into the middle of the fray. We caught glimpses of wild eyes and snapping jaws amidst the insane thrumming barrage. There was nothing to do but watch in horror, fully expecting a bloody pulp at the end... but it was over in 30 seconds and she was fine. The happiest she had ever been.

She came away with huge pupils, temporary deafness, holes burned in her fur and tongue, all whiskers and eyebrows burned completely off... and a shit eating grin.

[BCMtnHound]

Oh my. Memories from the stories here. Looking after a brushing crew that was mostly made up of recent immigrants from India. Part of the contract prework was discussions about how to poop in the woods cause of certain, er, cultural differences. It was a difficult concept to get across, but overall great crews to work with. But I had to stop bringing my dogs (two generations worth). I'd be walking the brushing area, and pup would come back out of the shrubs licking their chops and very pleased with themselves. No doggie kisses today, thank you very much.
Our current Lexa is not so much on the taste as smearing the most foul rotten flesh - preferably fish, but any carrion will do - or feces all over her mane and jowls. Again, a strange preference to deposits from hominids for said smearing and rolling in. She just doesn't understand why she needs to be dunked in the closest waterbody, or even worse, humiliated by getting hosed off and shampooed with baby soap. The hurt is real and she will sulk for hours after.

But we love them anyways!

[detuned]

worked in a shop where the office gal had five border collies, yeah five

weirdest story she had was about one of em got into her husband's tool grip and ate some razor blades, she told me that was the most expensive doggo surgery ever. removed three from her stomach and one from her intestine