Things That Amuse You

[iceman]

Somebody (who was it?) said in the last day or so that this thread should exist. Humor is how we make it through. So let's go.

Right now I'm giggling at Buffalo Hockey coverage but I'll come up with more shortly, I promise. What do you have?

I was kind of amused by the people on my flight earlier today freaking out about the horrendous turbulence. I was so hung over that death seemed preferable.

Maybe that's not funny.

[Mazderati]

Shit that impresses you? https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...=shit+that+you

[iceman]

I'm fortunate, a lot of shit amuses me. Like earlier today, I was driving to T.F. Green Airport in Providence. I've been there a hundred times easy. And I got totally lost. I was driving around on these roads I've never been on before, hung over as fuck, trying to save it. And laughing like an idiot at myself.

[iceman]

I mean, you get off the highway, you go left off the exit and take the next right. I know this. How the fuck did I get lost? No idea.

But I did.

[mcski]

Clowns.

[iceman]

Clowns aren't funny dude.

[HD333]

Every time I see a dog in a car like this it amuses me.

I always think he is thinking “what the fuck is taking her so long in there”



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[iceman]

dogs do amuse me.

[mcski]

Clowns aren't funny dude.

Tell that to Joe

[Flyoverland Captive]

Clowns aren't funny dude.

https://youtu.be/48lgeJWpFuQ

Clowns are neato, clowns are fun
Clowns are loved by everyone
Cops and commies, even fags;
Everybody loves a gag...

[Vt-Freeheel]

DBS crying, like a bitch.

[I've seen black diamonds!]

My three year old has been cracking some excellent fart/poop/butt jokes.

[prsboogie]

Somebody (who was it?) said in the last day or so that this thread should exist. Humor is how we make it through. So let's go.

Right now I'm giggling at Buffalo Hockey coverage but I'll come up with more shortly, I promise. What do you have?

I was kind of amused by the people on my flight earlier today freaking out about the horrendous turbulence. I was so hung over that death seemed preferable.

Maybe that's not funny.

Oops! Hope that wasn't all from me?

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[Buster Highmen]

Pickles.
Not conventionally considered haut cruisine, independent of boat. But they can surprise given the proper context.
There is naught. nor ought there to be any snackfood so exalted, so transcendently divine as that prince of preserves, the pickle.

Lying there, all ensconced in it's little jar of green garlic and vinegar deftly seasoned with herbs and unguents of mystery, it exudes a panache, an insouciance, a shade of innuendo slinking past gumshoe detectives in sticky floored bars, acrid cigarette smoke and heavily lidded glimmers from the mascaraed omnisexual in the corner past the pool table.

Chalking its cue, apostrophe or not, the table lay in an undulating sea of worn velvet and shot up bumpers. Euclid laughed and Riemannian arcs crisscrossed the projective plane en route to a doughnut or even a common Mobius strip. It's hell to line up a shot on those geometries. manifolds that only whisper their angles to close associates, hidden and smoky in the bosom of girls in the third vinyl booth.

Eyeballing a straight shot into the side, the pickle shoots and sees, vague lines caroming across those gaps wider than space or time, indefinite integrals of pristine formulae, packed into baby bottles of appropriate pink or blue, rolling, rolling, rolling with jerks and lurches common to foxhunts and market losses. The ball drops. The pickle folds.

[KQ]

Seeing Grant Gunderson's name come across my FB feed from the NW Avalanche Center. Been a long time.