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  • BmillsSkier
    On the Underhill Account
    • Mar 2006
    • 37544

    #1

    Fu*king Cyclists

    SHARE THE ROAD MOTHERFUCKERS!

    A 22-year-old man was sitting in his car at a red light at Wythe Avenue and South 6th Street when a bicyclist rode up, hit him, and stole his sunglasses, police said.


    I'm starting to see shit like this in my nape of the way. I'm convinced cyclists are rageaholics in spandex.
    I still call it The Jake.
  • Dhelihiker
    Swimsuit Edition
    • Oct 2006
    • 3967

    #2
    1 out of 10 people are just totally stupid, pick a group
    Hello darkness my old friend

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    • snoqpass
      Registered User
      • Feb 2008
      • 4166

      #3
      It's a little higher in the Lance Armstrong wannabe demographics
      “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

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      • jetski
        Registered User
        • Sep 2005
        • 1086

        #4
        Originally posted by Dhelihiker
        1 out of 10 people are just totally stupid, pick a group
        Yep... Assholes are everywhere...I just try not to be one.

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        • digitaldeath
          Registered User
          • May 2008
          • 16635

          #5
          fuck a bike
          Zone Controller

          "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

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          • Buster Highmen
            Used Register
            • Sep 2001
            • 28762

            #6
            Originally posted by BmillsSkier
            I'm convinced cyclists are rageaholics in spandex.
            You're way late to the party on this one. Fuckers actively block the road in my neck of the woods. Bizarre dysfunction.
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            • FLS
              Registered User
              • Nov 2015
              • 5378

              #7
              Originally posted by jetski
              Yep... Assholes are everywhere...I just try not to be one.
              ^This. For some reason it's much harder than it sounds for some people.

              "Some folks may have the luxury to hold out for “the perfect.” But a lot of Americans are hurting right now and they can’t wait for that." - Hillary Clinton

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              • KQ
                A bitter little fruit
                • Nov 2002
                • 23445

                #8
                Originally posted by Buster Highmen
                You're way late to the party on this one. Fuckers actively block the road in my neck of the woods. Bizarre dysfunction.
                Yup, really bad on Snohomish Valley Road. A winding, narrow two lane road with no shoulder and lots of blind spots (bank on one side and ditch/cliff on other). Cyclists will ride 4 abreast with no intention of moving to single file to let cars pass.
                When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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                • BmillsSkier
                  On the Underhill Account
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 37544

                  #9
                  There's some group ride around here on Wednesday nights where apparently all traffic laws are suspended. There's a 4 way stop intersection that you better hope the cyclists have already gone through or you'll be waiting for a long time. No stopping at all, and the entire mile long pack just blows right on through, one after another after another. I'm surprised some one hasn't gotten tired of sitting at the stop sign and just hit the gas.

                  Tour's that way assholes.
                  I still call it The Jake.

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                  • iceman
                    Funky But Chic
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 49301

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Buster Highmen
                    You're way late to the party on this one.
                    heh, remember the Spicoli thread from like 10 years ago?

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                    • snoqpass
                      Registered User
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 4166

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BmillsSkier
                      There's some group ride around here on Wednesday nights where apparently all traffic laws are suspended. There's a 4 way stop intersection that you better hope the cyclists have already gone through or you'll be waiting for a long time. No stopping at all, and the entire mile long pack just blows right on through, one after another after another. I'm surprised some one hasn't gotten tired of sitting at the stop sign and just hit the gas.

                      Tour's that way assholes.
                      Couple of handfuls of carpet tacks?....
                      “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

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                      • acinpdx
                        registered peruser
                        • May 2009
                        • 21237

                        #12
                        i'm not condoning the lady's actions above, and I will give you that cyclists have serious assholes in their midst, but, for those of you who haven't spent 1000's of miles on a bike in a year, maybe you should try it...cyclists have their lives threatened in many ways on the regular and in the most seemingly minor ways to drivers

                        if you ride regularly, odds are that you will be in an accident that is not your fault, and, for those of you who ride in NYC, those odds are exceptionally high

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                        • huckbucket
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 9770

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BmillsSkier
                          There's some group ride around here on Wednesday nights where apparently all traffic laws are suspended. There's a 4 way stop intersection that you better hope the cyclists have already gone through or you'll be waiting for a long time. No stopping at all, and the entire mile long pack just blows right on through, one after another after another. I'm surprised some one hasn't gotten tired of sitting at the stop sign and just hit the gas.

                          Tour's that way assholes.
                          On group rides, the group is supposed to act as one vehicle. First guy through the intersection same as the last guy through. And let's put some reality on the time you need to wait. I'm sure you're exaggerating that the pack is a mile long. But even if it is and the group is going 15 mph (which is kinda slow for a group ride), the most you're gonna wait is 4 mins. 4 mins out of your life. Some traffic lights are longer.

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                          • stuckathuntermtn
                            Mutt Wrangler
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 23088

                            #14
                            Originally posted by acinpdx
                            i'm not condoning the lady's actions above, and I will give you that cyclists have serious assholes in their midst, but, for those of you who haven't spent 1000's of miles on a bike in a year, maybe you should try it...cyclists have their lives threatened in many ways on the regular and in the most seemingly minor ways to drivers

                            if you ride regularly, odds are that you will be in an accident that is not your fault, and, for those of you who ride in NYC, those odds are exceptionally high
                            Not only that, but you don't realize how loud a car horn is from inside the car.
                            No longer stuck.

                            Originally posted by stuckathuntermtn
                            Just an uneducated guess.

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                            • jamal
                              how did this get here
                              • Feb 2012
                              • 2189

                              #15
                              Originally posted by KQ
                              Yup, really bad on Snohomish Valley Road. A winding, narrow two lane road with no shoulder and lots of blind spots (bank on one side and ditch/cliff on other). Cyclists will ride 4 abreast with no intention of moving to single file to let cars pass.
                              If there's no shoulder, then you probably can't go by a single cyclist, give them three feet, and not leave your lane. I will frequently ride farther out in the lane to discourage cars from trying to squeeze by when there is a blind corner or oncoming traffic. I don't see how it makes a difference if they are 2,3 or 4 across all in the lane, you're going to have to cross over the center line to go by safely no matter what.

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