Admit it. You're getting older

[NW_SKIER]

So yesterday was my birthday and it got me thinking. There are some obvious signs that I'm turning into an old man like the rest of you.

For starters, I would rather have bran cereal than Trix now.

I get up early without an alarm

I don't like new music on the radio(shit these days my dad says)

There's got to be more signs. How do you know you're old now? And if you're wondering what to get me for my bday, some pics of your girlfriend in my inbox would be great.

I'm going to get back to bitching about kids on my yard now.

[PNWbrit]

ear hair.

[Gcooker]

I thought Brits were born with ear hair?

Random muscle and joint pain caused by nothing in particular....

[Meadow Skipper]

You become invisible to young women.

Your dad seems a lot smarter than he did.

All you talk about are taxes and your health. Want to hear about my operation?

[digitaldeath]

what old fucks dont get is that there has been no other generation in human history that has experienced fully realized globalization, nothing compares and almost nothing that has happened really matters anymore

[Meadow Skipper]

You begin to understand just how completely full of shit dd is.

[PNWbrit]

nothing compares

Shutup Sinead.

[Bromontana]

Radio just plain blows taint, it's not a young/old thing. It requires being content to be fed music by some hack DJ following orders from an even bigger hack progam suit/syndicated music pusher.

[Mofro261]

So yesterday was my birthday and it got me thinking. There are some obvious signs that I'm turning into an old man like the rest of you.

For starters, I would rather have bran cereal than Trix now.

Well it's bacon, eggs and coffee for us old fucks.

I get up early without an alarm

Some of us always have. I used to drink until 3-4am and still wake up @7. Kind of a curse, really. Being old isn't about getting up early, it's about a general failure in the ability to stay up late.

I don't like new music on the radio(shit these days my dad says)

You need to find a better radio station.

There's got to be more signs. How do you you're old now?

I rely on my teenager for setting up electronics/technology.
I let him drive home instead of risking it or cutting myself off early.
I now have to shave every other day.

[digitaldeath]

You begin to understand just how completely full of shit dd is.

keep discounting eternal truths and you will never live to 1000 years

[Mofro261]

what old fucks dont get is that there has been no other generation in human history that has experienced fully realized globalization, nothing compares and almost nothing that has happened really matters anymore

No kidding. Last tuesday I ordered something from Yurp online from skicenter.it, and it arrived at my door Friday morning.

[sb]

You plain do not give a fk anymore, especially anything dd sez

[digitaldeath]

No kidding. Last tuesday I ordered something from Yurp online from skicenter.it, and it arrived at my door Friday morning.

whoa! hopefully you got this

http://www.skicenter.it/en/home/3046-giubbino-animal-face-jr-universe-white-tiger.html

[hutash]

You know you are old when you have to ask your kids what snap chat, instagram or any of a dozen new technologies are. And more importantly nobody can explain why they are worth billions.

[Mofro261]

whoa! hopefully you got this

http://www.skicenter.it/en/home/3046...ite-tiger.html

damn dude! You were really close.