Tweet
I've noticed an annoying trend that the several overweight women at my work have stopped wearing pants and now wear just black tights. Since when is this okay? These women wear black tights and a shirt, with no fucking pants. I have to stare at their fat asses crammed in nylon sausage casing all day. Buy some fucking khakis or a moo moo, I don't want to see that shit.
-
-
Do tell, what do you do for work?I still call it The Jake.Comment
-
People on conference calls that don't mute the phone when they go take a piss or have explosive diarrhea.
Mute the fucking phone. And close the door to your home office AND the bathroom.
I see hydraulic turtles.Comment
-
i served on a board of directors with a guy that would come to meetings directly from work, grab a tuna sub at subway, and a bag of chips. He would chow the thing down in the meeting, oblivious to how loud the chips were, the sandwich smelled, the wrapper noises he made. It was really unbelievable. My wife seems to like food that sounds like a gravel quarry operating when she chews it despite her mouth being closed.Comment
-
Conference call generally are the biggest waste of time ever. A good fart or flush sound would make my day during one.
"Picky eater" children annoy the fuck outta me, especially when their parents make excuses -- "well, Johnny only eats pizza or chicken nuggets." Not today, lady, since I'm not serving Foie Gras or Sweetmeats. Today he eats the food I'm serving or goes hungry until he gets home. All that shit is -- literally 100% -- is a power game between child and parent.
The only thing worse kid-wise is a sub-teen telling me they're a vegetarian.Comment
-
In the food genre:
Milk & Cheese Pescatarians can just fuck off. Fine, you don't eat food that has a face (other than fish) but don't pretend that's the way nature intended it. Vegans need to go graze in the yard. Those teeth are called "Canines" for a reason.Comment
-
Don't get me started about picky kids. I barely have any of my friends over for dinner anymore because they are so picky. They normally eat nothing of what my mom makes, and she is a great cook, and then proceed to eat all of my ice cream after. God forbid they have any veggies and no wonder 1/4 of my friends are fat, considering their parents encourage that type of eating. I blame the parents not the kids but it really gets me going."4ply is so quiche"
-Flowing AlpyComment
-
hmph, having to think a minute, guess i'm not annoyed enough...
but golfers that insist on three or more practice swings before each stroke...and then top the shit out of it for a whopping 80 yards, do make me want to take a chain saw to their bag...Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT'sComment
-
You should see some of my friend's houses-- I'm talking walls of candy with no fresh fruits/veggies in sight. Not trying to sound like a blowhard kid but I normally have fruit for breakfast and will live beyond fifty which is something 1/4 of my friends won't be able to say. And it's all because of bad parenting."4ply is so quiche"
-Flowing AlpyComment
-
Bland or not, at least they're making an effort with a kids menu. It's the places that make no effort at all that piss me off. It's typically with the restaurants that want to be more upscale than they really are.
You've supposedly got an amazing chef back there, he can't figure out how to make a grilled cheese sandwich? Two of the ingredients are sitting on the table free of charge. Throw a piece of cheese in to the mix and charge me five bucks for the trouble.Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.Comment
-
A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.Comment
-
Comment
)
Comment