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  • old goat
    Registered User
    • Jan 2008
    • 25009

    #28306
    Originally posted by riser3
    U r expert on burnt monkey shit?
    Considered a delicacy among some amazon tribes.

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    • The AD
      Registered User
      • Oct 2003
      • 28674

      #28307
      Floss dancing. It officially became annoying a few months ago.

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      • Viva
        A very naughty rodent
        • Oct 2003
        • 13614

        #28308
        Originally posted by old goat
        Considered a delicacy among some amazon tribes.
        Because the monkeys eats hallucinogenic toads?
        Your dog just ate an avocado!

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        • riser3
          sudo su -
          • Dec 2012
          • 27105

          #28309
          Originally posted by The AD
          Floss dancing. It officially became annoying a few months ago.
          Months?
          I see hydraulic turtles.

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          • Danno
            Agent of Tang
            • Sep 2005
            • 35011

            #28310
            Originally posted by The AD
            Floss dancing. It officially became annoying a few months ago.
            It would also be nice if those flossing kids got off your lawn, amirite?
            "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
            "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
            "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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            • Danno
              Agent of Tang
              • Sep 2005
              • 35011

              #28311
              Originally posted by Danno
              Working from home today because I have to "volunteer" to set up for a sample sale. Volunteer is in quotes because this is for the kiddo's ski racing, and they make you pay an extra $300 if you don't get 3 volunteer credits.

              AND... They just called and cancelled my volunteer shift (due to start in 2 hours) because of weather. And I expect them to say "sorry, no volunteer credit for you", even though I blocked out this time to volunteer. Very annoying.
              Originally posted by Danno
              Yeah, I already asked if I get credit since I stayed home today to volunteer. No response yet.

              Unfortunately, the 4 hour shift was only going to net me 1/2 credit. So we'd still have 2 1/2 more to go.
              And, no surprise, it took them 6 days to tell me "yeah, you made a commitment to volunteer for us but we made no commitment to you."

              If there was another ski racing group around I'd go elsewhere, because they suck.
              "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
              "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
              "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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              • The AD
                Registered User
                • Oct 2003
                • 28674

                #28312
                Originally posted by Danno
                It would also be nice if those flossing kids got off your lawn, amirite?
                If it was just kids I'd be ok with it. I've now seen it show up in numerous TV commercials, usually including adults attempting it.

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                • ~mikey b
                  can fly!
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 18898

                  #28313
                  Originally posted by Danno
                  And, no surprise, it took them 6 days to tell me "yeah, you made a commitment to volunteer for us but we made no commitment to you."

                  If there was another ski racing group around I'd go elsewhere, because they suck.
                  you’re gonna love gatekeeping
                  I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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                  • fatnslow
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 3395

                    #28314
                    Originally posted by Danno
                    And, no surprise, it took them 6 days to tell me "yeah, you made a commitment to volunteer for us but we made no commitment to you."

                    If there was another ski racing group around I'd go elsewhere, because they suck.
                    24 hours for $300 ? Fuck them, they must think your an undocumented migrant worker afraid of ice. Aren't you an attorney ? Go bill 90 minutes of your time to the team and send them an invoice that you'll write off and be done with it.

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                    • Danno
                      Agent of Tang
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 35011

                      #28315
                      Originally posted by fatnslow
                      24 hours for $300 ? Fuck them, they must think your an undocumented migrant worker afraid of ice. Aren't you an attorney ? Go bill 90 minutes of your time to the team and send them an invoice that you'll write off and be done with it.
                      It's not a per hour amount, but this was a 4 hour shift for a half credit, so $50. And I'm a salary man, so there's no work I can do to easily make up for that money/time.
                      "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
                      "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
                      "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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                      • Rideski
                        So What
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 6790

                        #28316
                        Do your salary people prohibit you from forming an LLC for side work?
                        I realize they might. If not, you could easily bring in a few grand extra per year.
                        Let me know if you need help with that.

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                        • MakersTeleMark
                          ~~~(oYo)~~~
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 19871

                          #28317
                          The last score of posts belong in the "amuses me" thread.
                          Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
                          This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
                          Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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                          • AustinFromSA
                            Lone Star Jong
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 12590

                            #28318
                            Got a big project to complete so I get up at like 4 AM to get going on it. Stupid massive Windows cumulative update apparently knocked out my wifi drivers so I've spent the last 2 hours dicking around with it until I gave up and plugged in ethernet through my dock after searching forever for a long ass cable I had buried somewhere. Google search shows I'm not alone apparently with this latest update. Thanks a lot, MS. These big updates and their subsequent issues always seem to happen at the WORST possible times. Finally rocking and rolling again (thanks to ethernet) but now it's time to get kids going for the day. Sunnuvabitch...

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                            • riser3
                              sudo su -
                              • Dec 2012
                              • 27105

                              #28319
                              Originally posted by AustinFromSA
                              Got a big project to complete so I get up at like 4 AM to get going on it. Stupid massive Windows cumulative update apparently knocked out my wifi drivers so I've spent the last 2 hours dicking around with it until I gave up and plugged in ethernet through my dock after searching forever for a long ass cable I had buried somewhere. Google search shows I'm not alone apparently with this latest update. Thanks a lot, MS. These big updates and their subsequent issues always seem to happen at the WORST possible times. Finally rocking and rolling again (thanks to ethernet) but now it's time to get kids going for the day. Sunnuvabitch...
                              Updates suck. #1 rule of IT, never update your workstation right before you have to get something done. I have a pending RHEL upgrade that I am putting off because I need to get stuff done.
                              I see hydraulic turtles.

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                              • skaredshtles
                                Registered User
                                • Dec 2016
                                • 15351

                                #28320
                                Originally posted by The AD
                                If it was just kids I'd be ok with it. I've now seen it show up in numerous TV commercials, usually including adults attempting it.
                                Man... I think I'm really glad that I have *NO* idea what you're talking about. <whew>

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