in case you were not aware

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

heh that's a great story....wtf is up with Bahston mags? My one experience there with acostiga, gonzo, and wizard at a bar ended up with acostiga driving at high speeds down a one way street with no lights on and wizard (yes, that wizard ) jumping out of the car rambling on about cops, buses, and something up hits and lines or something (I think he was referring to BC hits and lines, or something, uh, yeah that's it...). Great f-ing night

[gonzo]

i still can't belive acostiga made it all the way down charles street going the wrong way. unreal.

[basom]

this shot of the story teller sums up the mood of the tale quite nicely



and to answer the question about wtf is up with bean town mags: lead paint chips, everyfuckingwhere.

[shamrockpow]

WOW. That story could have ended up a lot worse after "Mattapan 3AM on a saturday night." Congrats on making it out alive!

[Oopsie Daisy]

Wow is right! Downright cinematic. Like a freaky cross between "Pulp Fiction" and "Pee Wee's Big Adventure."



[Damn. Wish I could find an image of the scene where Pee Wee hitches a ride with the escaped convict...]

[freshie247]

New Aesops Fable?

A fabulous read,pithy,depraved,jounalistically brilliant & utterly bereft of any redeming qualities.

[Zeedashbo]

think if you weren't drunk, you three would (at least i would have) tried to beat the crap out of some inmate all yaaked out on meth. that would have been interesting.

[TJ.Brk]

Damn Gonzo. But that's kind of a beginner drunk story. Get hammered on "Soju" in Soul, then walk outside of the bar during a riot at midnight. And you are chased my about 3000 angry Koreans 2 miles to the main gates of "Camp Kelly". Oh with a 40 of Crown in your hand, not to mention you are so drunk you can hardly stand. Cabbies won't take you because you are an American and a mob is chasing you.

But at next years reunion party for you guys. Remeber to phone the cab company to pick you up.

Oh and one more question. The guy picking you up did 15 years in prison. Which one of you was the wife for him

[mildbill.]

Originally posted by TJ.Brk
spew

that post sucked.

[Steven S. Dallas]

Lotta winky guys, though. Never have too many a' them.

[basom]

winkie guys can make up for the most useless posts.

but cool guys, when overused, render even the most usefull post useless

[Honc]

A few details that I caught wile occasionally blacked-in

just gpt an email from uncle remus advising that i watch out for this post. frankly, i'm amazed that this never made it up before either.

here are a few things that were left out due to varying degrees of fuzziness:

1) the carjack guy had never heard of an "ATM" before (prison for 17 years will date a man)--led to an awkward conversation while he held me in a choker in the middle of an intersection threatening my life

2) similarly, when my check from work had not yet cleared, i had to explain to this hostile gentleman the difference between "current balance" and "available balance"

his response of "i don't give a f**k, pay me!" was not what we were looking for.

3) we stopped in a gas station after the first atm incident to get a cab and the attendant only knew 3 english words, "You. Leave. Now."---in that order

4) the gigantic dood who picked us up the second time was on one of those nextel walkie-talkie thingys with his girlfriend. when he tried to explain that he was helping 3 white kids from getting killed she started screaming,

"who you stayin' out with? i KNOW you ain't sleazin around with some HO! put her on the phone!"

without hesitation, gonz and i reached for the handset and easily convinced her that we were, in fact, goofy white kids and not some ho.

wow. that was a messed up night.

[Honc]

oh yeah. after testifying in front of the grand jury, the DA told us that we might have to testify again and that we shouldn't do anything crazy like pack up our stuff and move to colorado.

a few months later we packed up our stuff and moved to colorado.

[watersnowdirt]

Originally posted by gonzo
…dude keeps asking us if we have any weapons…uuuuh no - we have stupid pants and wigs dude…

I truly love this line. It doesn't get any better than that!

[Zeedashbo]

Re: A few details that I caught wile occasionally blacked-in

Originally posted by Honc


"who you stayin' out with? i KNOW you ain't sleazin around with some HO! put her on the phone!"

awesome!