You guys are doing it all wrong.
Flats? No way man, too much steeeeeeeze! It must hurt your dick to get laid that often.
Clipless? I smell a dirt roadie... stanky spandex incoming.
Duh, you gotta ride with CLIPS! That's real telepathic mind-body-bike connection, leading inexorably to mind-body-ground connection.

Works for JFB too!

Dumbo has Secret Service in tail, and yet does not have his helmet buckled.
RANT: WTF Secret Service?!?! Buckle the damn helmet of the leader of the free world. fuckin hell
Flats? No way man, too much steeeeeeeze! It must hurt your dick to get laid that often.
Clipless? I smell a dirt roadie... stanky spandex incoming.
Duh, you gotta ride with CLIPS! That's real telepathic mind-body-bike connection, leading inexorably to mind-body-ground connection.
Works for JFB too!

Dumbo has Secret Service in tail, and yet does not have his helmet buckled.
RANT: WTF Secret Service?!?! Buckle the damn helmet of the leader of the free world. fuckin hell
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