oh yeah, and since i'm so retarded, maybe you could explain what lee meant by calling you a hack. maybe it means something different in your little world? I must be missing something here...

uncle hack. Let me guess about you: you are a bike-shop lifer who hates his life, a touch mentally ill, and a wanna-be child molester who is scared a little boy will laugh at how small his dick is.

hey blowhard - whats up with Lee calling you out as a hack?

You're pretty funny. All I did was quote what you wrote to me earlier, which didn't seem like much of a threat. Again, sorry you feel so threatened - maybe you should grow a pair.

What's up with Lee calling you out as a hack anyway? Didn't you ride in the 'roots with him?

You're obviously the most pathetic form of internet poser. All talk, no action. You insult me, challenge me, then STFU when it turns out I might actually answer your challenge.

I'll be looking for you on the trails. Don't you ride a 575? I'll be the one drinking beer in the parking lot before the ride and then dropping you on the climb. I drive a rusted out beater, ride a black trance, rip it on the teles.

Seriously, PM me if you really want a beat-down on the bike.

hey uncle fucktard, guess what, I live in your town now. as you so eloquently said: "e-riding impresses nobody. e-skiing impresses nobody. you want to impress me? ride with me, ski with me, show me you're the badass you pretend to be on the internet." so time to man up - lets see what you got.