What do I want from Costco?

[Danno]

Great question. Not very well apparently. I asked because all I see on the Internet and in real life are Grillos Half Sour. So I wanted confirmation in case maybe someone had come across a Grillos [Full] Sour. That's all.

Maybe, just maybe, Grillos have a website where you can find the answers to the question of what products they make.

[Buzzworthy]

Are you going to whine about how sad you are next? Dick Punch yerself ya fucking pussy. We’re done with your bullshit. Step to me and find out.

You really are a pathetic person and I wish nothing but the worst for you. I’m at least aware of how much I don’t like myself but you’re just a clueless douchebag.
Karma will keep you miserable until you die little man.

[buttahflake]

You’re doing so well, keep up the good work little buddy! We’re all pulling for you!

[riser4]

Maybe, just maybe, Grillos have a website where you can find the answers to the question of what products they make.

And what I was looking for wasn't on there, which is why I asked because possibly I was looking for it by a wrong name and maybe someone else would know what I was looking for. Jeez.

[altacoup]

If I spent my time in between Florida and NH. I’d probably a worthless asshole to. Willing to bet that more people on this board have buzz’s back than beaterflake

[irul&ublo]

Oh that’s a good one, wicked burn. You are stupid, we all know this.

“Wicked burn”….that’s what Jer got a couple of weeks after banging your mom

[buttahflake]

That’s actually funny

[irul&ublo]

Not to Jer

[muted reborn]

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What’s green and got two wheels?A motorpickle.

[MakersTeleMark]

Maybe, just maybe, Grillos have a website where you can find the answers to the question of what products they make.

I few months ago I called Boar's Head and asked how long they age their kraut. They couldn't answer me right away, but they got in touch with the people who make it for them and called me back with a definitive answer within 24 hours. I was impressed.

[Cruiser]

Don't keep us waiting, mtm. How long do they age their kraut?!?

[muted reborn]

I few months ago I called Boar's Head and asked how long they age their kraut.

[MakersTeleMark]

Don't keep us waiting, mtm. How long do they age their kraut?!?

3-6 weeks depending on temp.

[AK47bp]

3-6 weeks depending on temp.

Ah-ha. It’s all starting to make sense now.


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[muted reborn]

Ah-ha. It’s all starting to make sense now.


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Sounds like the Boar's Head PR team googled what the proper hipster-fermenter answer should be and called MTM back with the 'hard facts'. Big Kraut never reveals their secrets. Never.

[jm2e]

Why is Costco bread so much better than supermarket bread?
I’ve got two different styles that I cut into thirds, double bagged, and proceeded to lose in the bottom of my chest freezer for maybe 7 months. Still consistently better than what I can get at Kroger/Safeway/Teeter, Whole Foods, Fresh Market.


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[phatty]

Why is Costco bread so much better than supermarket bread?
I’ve got two different styles that I cut into thirds, double bagged, and proceeded to lose in the bottom of my chest freezer for maybe 7 months. Still consistently better than what I can get at Kroger/Safeway/Teeter, Whole Foods, Fresh Market.


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My theory is that they move so much volume, that things are fresher. I see this with Ritz crackers. They are always fresher at Costco than from the grocery store.

[Elkhound Odin]

Costco baked bead is not better than store "Artisan" bread. I think this is a segment they fall short. The store stuff usually rotates out every day or two. I don't think Costco rotates their volume that fast. And the Costco bread is usually just a variation of bleach white flour. At least I can get more whole grains versions in the store.

[fomofo]

What’s green and got two wheels?A motorpickle.

[Boissal]

Costco baked bead is not better than store "Artisan" bread. I think this is a segment they fall short. The store stuff usually rotates out every day or two. I don't think Costco rotates their volume that fast. And the Costco bread is usually just a variation of bleach white flour. At least I can get more whole grains versions in the store.

In SLC I still haven't found a better bread than at Costco. They have a cranberry walnut loaf that is legit. I could do without the cranberries and walnuts to be honest, the bread can stand on its own. $9 though, and it doesn't last long. Their mini ciabattas (they call those artisan rolls, go figure) are also excellent and a much more reasonable option. I keep them in the freezer and pop one in the MW as needed. Sacrilege I known, but it beats any variation of the consolidated sawdust I can buy at any local store supposedly making gourmet bread. That shit invariably turns into bone dry crunchy garbage within 36 hours.
Until people pull their heads out of the collective asses, realize bread is life, and demand a boulangerie on every corner, I'll keep going to the big box store for bread.

[riser4]

I'ma go with what the French guys says when it comes to bread. And cheese.

[skaredshtles]

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Until people pull their heads out of the collective asses, realize bread is life, and demand a boulangerie on every corner, I'll keep going to the big box store for bread.

I can't believe you don't make your own...

[Boissal]

I can't believe you don't make your own...

I did for a while. Played the sourdough game a bit, lots of work timing everything properly and managing the starter but I have a couple easy no-knead recipes that I really like. Ms Boissal got really grumbly about having tasty bread available at all times and in ridiculous quantities though. Something about lack of willpower and resulting weight issues, especially when combined with an endless supply of cheeses. I had to give something up, and since Ms Boissal didn't put herself on the list of things I could ditch, the bread had to go. Cheese is my true love.

[skaredshtles]

I did for a while. Played the sourdough game a bit, lots of work timing everything properly and managing the starter but I have a couple easy no-knead recipes that I really like. Ms Boissal got really grumbly about having tasty bread available at all times and in ridiculous quantities though. Something about lack of willpower and resulting weight issues, especially when combined with an endless supply of cheeses. I had to give something up, and since Ms Boissal didn't put herself on the list of things I could ditch, the bread had to go.

Sounds pretty reasonable.

Cheese is my true love.

QFT.

[MontuckyFried]

Inspired by the hilarious thread drift in the "I love my wife and all" thread, thoughts on the Toto washlet Costco's been carrying? https://www.costco.com/toto-washlet-...100973005.html
Tempted to finally bite the bullet for a Mother's Day gift. Yeah, yeah, I know, but for real she would be thrilled. Would be a nice upgrade over the cold sprayer setup, ya know? There are some other options in the same price range, but not sure how this one compares to be honest.