I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[XXX-er]

Apparently a lot of dogs get killed out on the farm getting run over by the machinery while running next to it

[old goat]

Maybe dogs will get out of the way at least sometimes but babies won't. I took care of a two year old run across his stomach by dad's mercedes. Tire marks to prove it. The only thing wrong with the kid was an infection where we put in the IV in a hurry. My ski poles are not usually that lucky when I back over them.

[skaredshtles]

My wife puts some lemon bars in the oven this morning... I am in a meeting with my noise-cancelling headphones. She goes into her office and shuts the door.

I get yelled at for not telling her the timer alarm was going off and the lemon bars were going to be over-baked.

On a positive note - they didn't get over-baked and I'm gettin' some lemon bars!

[riser4]

I want lemon bars.

[seano732]

I don't know why anybody would assume a dog is going to be smart enough to get out of the way of a car. Some are, but lots aren't.

Or to jump out of a moving one. Ask me how I know.

[riser4]

Or to jump out of a moving one. Ask me how I know.

Crash!!!

[ötzi]

When I was a kid the neighbor lady backed over their corgi. Popped it like a balloon. Amazing how much blood is in one of those things.

[Mustonen]

I don’t mean to make light of the possibility of running over an unaware mutt (or tiny human). To be clear, I’m very careful about such things.

But when we come home and all three dogs are jumping up and down and running circles around the car, the move is to slowly keep moving forward. With my dogs.

Because they won’t just step off to the side where you can see them and stay there until you’re parked. And if you stop and honk your horn at them, they’ll just keep jumping and circling.

And if that wasn’t the case the local delivery drivers would have finished them off years ago.

[zion zig zag]

Maybe dogs will get out of the way at least sometimes but babies won't. I took care of a two year old run across his stomach by dad's mercedes. Tire marks to prove it. The only thing wrong with the kid was an infection where we put in the IV in a hurry. My ski poles are not usually that lucky when I back over them.

Very popular here in Utah. I’ve taken care of two kids backed over by cars. Neither of mine were as lucky as yours.


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[Diamond Joe]

This thread took an unexpectedly dark turn

[Mustonen]

Yeah, sorry.

Can we go back to talking about Danno’s butthole?

[Danno]

Wait, what.

[AK47bp]

Please nobody back over Danno’s butthole


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[Mazderati]

Not to worry, his butthole can take it.

[riser4]

From up thread, the advice is to go slow if you encounter Danno's butthole in the driveway or garage. Give it a chance to move.

[Mazderati]

At least a wink.

[AK47bp]

It’s more scared of you than you are of it.


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[muted reborn]

It’s more scared of you than you are of it.


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I doubt that.

[ötzi]

I was gonna say.

[AK47bp]

Airlines now letting people text sucks.

Wife is on a 6hr flight, usually that’s 6 hours of peaceful heaven for me. Now I’m getting texts complaining about her iPad not working, annoying passengers, turbulence, and any other random complaint about flying you can imagine.





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[riser4]

Airlines now letting people text sucks.

Wife is on a 6hr flight, usually that’s 6 hours of peaceful heaven for me. Now I’m getting texts complaining about her iPad not working, annoying passengers, turbulence, and any other random complaint about flying you can imagine.





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Cone of silence.

[skaredshtles]

Airlines now letting people text sucks.

Wife is on a 6hr flight, usually that’s 6 hours of peaceful heaven for me. Now I’m getting texts complaining about her iPad not working, annoying passengers, turbulence, and any other random complaint about flying you can imagine.





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HTFU, Nancy.

[MontuckyFried]

Airlines now letting people text sucks.

Wife is on a 6hr flight, usually that’s 6 hours of peaceful heaven for me. Now I’m getting texts complaining about her iPad not working, annoying passengers, turbulence, and any other random complaint about flying you can imagine.

They do?! That sucks! I too relied on that for my own few hours of peace when wife is traveling. Haha. And similarly, when I'm the one flying for work, it's my own few hours to be disconnected from the world and get some much needed book reading time in. Guess Imma keep it in airplane mode or shut down altogether anyway. Gotta conserve my battery, amiright?

[skaredshtles]

They do?! That sucks! I too relied on that for my own few hours of peace when wife is traveling. Haha. And similarly, when I'm the one flying for work, it's my own few hours to be disconnected from the world and get some much needed book reading time in. Guess Imma keep it in airplane mode or shut down altogether anyway. Gotta conserve my battery, amiright?

HTFU, Nancy.

[Beaver]

I want lemon bars.

I want to get baked first